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28 Preston, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 23, 2014
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You'll soon realise I don't take this that seriously, I'm just looking for a nice girl to get to know and see where things go. I'm easy to get on with and I don't mess about when it comes to friends / family...easy!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working by day / fighting crime by night, or vice versa.

In reality (yes, the first part was a joke), I work with injured soldiers and help them rehabiltate, rehabililitate, rehabillitate, get better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maths - I spend about 70% of my time solving complex equations and the other 40% teaching maths to inner city kids in an attempt to keep them from the everyday pull of gang life

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bouffant hair and the fact that my ankles click (3 broken ankles in 4 years will apparantly do that).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Alan Partridge, Peep Show, Father Ted, Family Guy, American Dad, Modern Family etc and even Skins (I hate myself). Film-wise, mainly comedies, anything involving Will Ferrell usually works.

I love music and i'll give anything a is a major part of my life. Message me your favourite band and i'll no doubt be able to talk about them for a while :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Family and friends (does anyone ever put anything else)
- Drums (I love percussion)
- Dog (preferably my own, others would just be weird)
- Car (it's tempermental, but it's pretty useful)
- Sky Plus (come on!)
- Humour (the more abstract the better, this is essential)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'd fight off a zombie invasion...that's got me through alot of meetings at work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Duran Duran...takes nuts to admit that
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like my profile, come on it's not rocket surgery

If you feel the need to correct me and tell me it's either "rocket science" or "brain surgery", you don't get the joke and we probably won't get on...a good sense of humour is a massive part of any attraction ;)