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36 Boulder, CO Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 14
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Thai (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for adventurous companionship. I enjoy the outdoors, movies, and video games. We might be a great match if you could see yourself saying any of the following things:
"I have a difficult day ahead of me; could I empower myself by touching your beard?"
"Wow, you look so sexy with that giant gaming headset on"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A lot of work, school, and hobbies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. Friends tell me they love the 'shock value' of my jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard. None of my pics show my beard the way it is today though, but I do get compliments on it often. I'm actually afraid that I might end up with someone that uses me only for my beard.

You know what they say about the size of a man's beard? Nothing actually, I just made that shit up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Nothing outside of science/engineering/technology/intellectual property law
Movies: Mostly comedy or sci-fi
Shows: The Daily Show and Colbert Report
Music: Pretty much everything except country or religious music. I... just... can't.... do it.
Food: I mostly cook authentic Thai food (spent a lot of time learning how in Thailand). Pizza is awesome. Burgers or Mexican food yummmm.

Update: Figured I should update my profile with the fact that I morphed myself into a vegan a while back, but not the kind of vegan that is going to care if you are or not.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Phad Thai (and yes, I cook it myself)
-my hobbies (CO outdoors stuff, travelling, and I have a project car that I work on during winter and drive during summer)
-long-lasting friendships
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what kind of future adventures I will go on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
socializing or just relaxing, maybe playing some video games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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eh... that's private
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to start a friendship and if you do NOT watch FOX News...

NO racists, NO anti-gays (no I'm not gay, I'm just anti-anti-gay)