Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Businessman and Entrepreneur. Let me circumvent your accusatory
"I'm not gonna hook up with you" headline by saying don't flatter
yourself, I don't want to hook up with YOU. I'm not gonna be
anybody's "swolemate" that is the most retarded annoying shit ever.
Swolemate is not clever. Nor is it funny, witty, or creative.
"Swole" is a nonsensical idiotic slang term made up on the internet
by illiterate ebonics-speaking morons. This baby talk blabber is
then added to the word "mate" so it sounds like the word "soulmate"
but it implies that you are limiting yourself only to people with
similar sized delts and biceps. What I really hear is "Hi, I'm a
shallow fucking idiot". Also don't feel afraid to send a simple
"hey there", I don't expect a novel, I'm a stranger to you. I don't
put myself up on a pedestal like every other twat on here so I will
absolutely respond to a simple "Hi." and such. I restore antique
tobacco pipes, shoot guns, and collect vinyl records. Atheist and
Libertarian. Allen Ginsberg, Terrence McKenna, Bill Hicks, Joe
Rogan, Doug Stanhope. I say really dirty inappropriate things,
mostly at inappropriate times. If you get offended easily look
elsewhere. I guess they call it 420 friendly these days? I'm into
all sorts of music, I play a range of different musical
instruments, I'm an avid reader, writer, and I enjoy all other
sorts of art including film, and theatre. I'm into getting to know
new people, and I'm pretty chill so if you're interested hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Operating my business, and succeeding!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing, spelling words correctly, music
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Carl Sagan's Cosmos, H.P. Lovecraft, Shakespeare, Allen Ginsberg,
Aldous Huxley, Bertrand Russell
In Bruges, Requiem For a Dream, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange,
The Shining, V For Vendetta, Michael Clayton
Slightly Stoopid, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zeppelin, The White
Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Allman Brothers Band, Miles
Davis, Son House, The Smiths, The Black Keys
Sushi, Thai, Lebanese & Arabic, Mexican, Jamaican, French,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knowledge, Friendship, Music, Free Will, Consciousness, and Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe, our one collective consciousness, life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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