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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 12:16pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Businessman and Entrepreneur. Let me circumvent your accusatory "I'm not gonna hook up with you" headline by saying don't flatter yourself, I don't want to hook up with YOU. I'm not gonna be anybody's "swolemate" that is the most retarded annoying shit ever. Swolemate is not clever. Nor is it funny, witty, or creative. "Swole" is a nonsensical idiotic slang term made up on the internet by illiterate ebonics-speaking morons. This baby talk blabber is then added to the word "mate" so it sounds like the word "soulmate" but it implies that you are limiting yourself only to people with similar sized delts and biceps. What I really hear is "Hi, I'm a shallow fucking idiot". It sure is tough being a single parent, as far as I can tell from all these profiles. I wouldn't know, I don't have kids. Also don't feel afraid to send a simple "hey there", I don't expect a novel, I'm a stranger to you. I don't put myself up on a pedestal like every other twat on here so I will absolutely respond to a simple "Hi." and such. Lastly, do not fucking ask me to meet your friends and family until I know you well enough. I'm not interested in dating your mom, dad, your baby niece, and your gay friend Steve.
I restore antique tobacco pipes, shoot guns, and collect vinyl records. Atheist and Libertarian. I take it pretty seriously so if you're religious our conversation ends here. Allen Ginsberg, Terrence McKenna, Bill Hicks, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope. I say really dirty inappropriate things, mostly at inappropriate times. If you get offended easily look elsewhere. I guess they call it 420 friendly these days? I'm into all sorts of music, I play a range of different musical instruments, I'm an avid reader, writer, and I enjoy all other sorts of art including film, and theatre. I'm into getting to know new people, and I'm pretty chill so if you're interested hit me up.

If we meet and you see me lock eyes with you, turn around, leave and not talk to you ever again, it's because you were dishonest about your appearance. I'm not shallow but I have standards. I will not waste either of our time. DO NOT FUCKING INVOLVE ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. This will also result in me ditching you and ghosting you. We will not be doing anything elaborate or going somewhere far away together because if I hate you or you hate me I don't wanna be stuck with you. If I like you enough the first time we can plan something better the next time. Fair enough?
What I’m doing with my life
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Operating my business, and succeeding!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing, spelling words correctly, music
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, height, voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Carl Sagan's Cosmos, H.P. Lovecraft, Shakespeare, Allen Ginsberg, Aldous Huxley, Bertrand Russell

In Bruges, Requiem For a Dream, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, V For Vendetta, Michael Clayton

Slightly Stoopid, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Allman Brothers Band, Miles Davis, Son House, The Smiths, The Black Keys, The Arctic Monkeys, Kings of Leon, Sublime, Ty Segall, Fuzz

Sushi, Thai, Lebanese & Arabic, Mexican, Jamaican, French, everything really
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knowledge, Friendship, Music, Free Will, Consciousness, and Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe, our one collective consciousness, life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I do best.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing. Come find out.
You should message me if
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You want.