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dannypink91

23 DeKalb, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Businessman and Entrepreneur. Let me circumvent your accusatory "I'm not gonna hook up with you" headline by saying don't flatter yourself, I don't want to hook up with YOU. I'm not gonna be anybody's "swolemate" that is the most retarded annoying shit ever. Swolemate is not clever. Nor is it funny, witty, or creative. "Swole" is a nonsensical idiotic slang term made up on the internet by illiterate ebonics-speaking morons. This baby talk blabber is then added to the word "mate" so it sounds like the word "soulmate" but it implies that you are limiting yourself only to people with similar sized delts and biceps. What I really hear is "Hi, I'm a shallow fucking idiot". Also don't feel afraid to send a simple "hey there", I don't expect a novel, I'm a stranger to you. I don't put myself up on a pedestal like every other twat on here so I will absolutely respond to a simple "Hi." and such. I restore antique tobacco pipes, shoot guns, and collect vinyl records. Atheist and Libertarian. Allen Ginsberg, Terrence McKenna, Bill Hicks, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope. I say really dirty inappropriate things, mostly at inappropriate times. If you get offended easily look elsewhere. I guess they call it 420 friendly these days? I'm into all sorts of music, I play a range of different musical instruments, I'm an avid reader, writer, and I enjoy all other sorts of art including film, and theatre. I'm into getting to know new people, and I'm pretty chill so if you're interested hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Operating my business, and succeeding!
I’m really good at
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Reading, writing, spelling words correctly, music
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, height, voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Carl Sagan's Cosmos, H.P. Lovecraft, Shakespeare, Allen Ginsberg, Aldous Huxley, Bertrand Russell

In Bruges, Requiem For a Dream, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, V For Vendetta, Michael Clayton

Slightly Stoopid, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Allman Brothers Band, Miles Davis, Son House, The Smiths, The Black Keys

Sushi, Thai, Lebanese & Arabic, Mexican, Jamaican, French, everything really
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knowledge, Friendship, Music, Free Will, Consciousness, and Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe, our one collective consciousness, life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I do best.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing. Come find out.
You should message me if
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You want.