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25 M Astoria, NY

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
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English, Latin (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was going to use a Neil Young song for my username, but Heart of Gold was already snatched up and I'm not from the south, so.... disappointment.

I ramble. A lot. More accurately, I start sentences without knowing how I'm going to finish them because language is an ADVENTURE. I've been told it makes talking to me exhausting

I'm from California originally and despite 6 years of New York living, it still shows. To the point where people still think I just moved out. And try to give me directions. Which is awkward.

I'm optimistic and quiet and oddly a bit of a perfectionist, but in a very personal kind of way. Which leads to a lot of silent frustration. But; Optimist. I can work it out.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to be half as insightful as David Foster Wallace?

I'm trying to be a writer of one kind or another, - that's the dream. In the meantime, I work in film production (Yay, movie stars! Boo, long hours!). It's a pretty good life, all things considered.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Critical analysis. Writing (or so I'd like to think). Answering phones, a byproduct of my job. I'm a half decent cook and a much better baker. Reading. Pool (billiards, for the snobs), which is definitely helped by the fact that there's a hall down the street from my apartment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair. Specifically the length, usually followed by a comment on its 'body'. My boss ran her fingers through it once. It was SUPER awkward, for everybody involved.

But yeah, I look like I wandered out of a 90s alt rock band.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well that's a monster category....

Books: Neil Gaiman's Sandman; Anything with David Foster Wallace's name on it; House of Leaves; Catch-22; and this guy called Shakespeare. He was pretty sweet.

Movies: The Lion King is my favorite movie of all time, followed shortly by Eyes Wide Shut. Other biggies are Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, Sunset Boulevard, Brick, and Thank You For Smoking.

TV: HANNIBAL. Oh hell yes Hannibal. Game of Thrones too, Archer, How I Met Your Mother. And Mythbusters. Because a high school physics teacher convinced me it was the best show ever, and he hasn't been wrong yet.

Music: Yes, please.

I mean, I don't want to be one of those people that says 'I like everything', but I DO like everything. Including Death Metal! You haven't lived until you've been in a mosh pit at a Death Metal show. I guess favorite bands would be The Hold Steady, Titus Andronicus, Bon Iver, Kanye West, Baroness, The Smashing Pumpkins, and LCD Soundsystem.

I will literally eat anything, but I'm something of a beer snob. Or, at the very least, I have an unhealthy obsession with local breweries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot. actually a lot harder than I expected it to be. Uh....

-A Pen and notebook
-Work. Sad, boring, and true. I get antsy too easy.
-My laptop, having lost it once
-Other people.
-Running. Because I'm usually late, but also just because it's FUN.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What House of Leaves was actually about.

The person across from me on the subway.

What the actual, straight up, BEST BAND OF ALL TIME is (please weigh in on this, it bugs me a lot).

How awesome my life would be if I were Spider-man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at a bar, drinking a beer, with anyone I can drag out. Hopefully my good friends, and hopefully a weird and unique and local beer, but I'm hardly picky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the nerdiest and hipstery-est interests on the planet. Beyond the pale, really. Comics, no doubt, but heavy metal? Of course. Small batch bourbon? Throw it on there. Obscure 90s video games? Well, why not! I swear I'm way less snobby than I seem, though! Promise.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You've got answers for the following:
- Sweet or Savory?
- Beatles or Zeppelin?
- Superman or Batman?
- Flight or Teleportation?
- Parks & Rec or 30 Rock?