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dannythexiv

27 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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self-summaries are so fucking bourgeoisie
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Alright OKCupid, you're not my disappointed parents.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Being just nerdy enough to be cool. Actually, I'm way nerdier than you need to be cool.
2. Being too early to be late but being too late to be on time
3. Numbered lists, however, are not my forte
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would hope that it's something like, "That dude is wearing clothes" or "Hey, that's a white guy."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In every single category, there's a thousand others, but let's face it. You're probably not going to read all this as it is.

Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Ender's Game, IQ84, The Humans, The Picture of Dorian Grey, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater or really any Kurt Vonnegut, Game of Thrones series, The Hobbit, Kafka on the Shore, American Gods

Movies: Star Wars, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Friday, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Aliens, Indiana Jones, Trainspotting, Evil Dead series, Anchorman, Battle Royale, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski,

Shows: Adventure Time, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Bob's Burgers, Gurren Lagann, The IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Eastbound and Down, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House of Cards

Music: There really is way too much to list here. I like a lot of different kinds of music and it depends on my mood, from trip-hop to bluegrass to jazz to metal to hip hop and r&b to folk to rock & roll, I like stuff from every genre. Except dubstep. I'll dance to it with you if you're into it, but I don't get it.

Food: Really anything, I'm not at all a picky eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. When some random person and I exchange secret "This fucking guy" or "ORLY" looks. Typically followed by awkward smiles and looking away to conceal the conspiracy.
2. Music. It's important. Pretty close to a superpower, since it allows you to see things you can't normally see.
3. Sleep. I like it, and I'm good at it. Sex, for the same reasons.
4. Me time
5. Good food. You gotta eat, might as well enjoy it.
6. Funny people. People who can see the joke behind the joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. worrying about if anyone can read/is reading my thoughts
2. negative thoughts about assholes, then I return to 1
(But what if he heard me?)
3. all the lonely people
4. awesome comebacks to have said in a conversation 30 minutes ago
5. what I should do
6. what I will actually do
7. Space
8. What I would do if a zombie apocalypse broke out wherever I happened to be. I'm usually p fucked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working. If not, I'm at a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to play World of Warcraft. It was a while ago. Line up and take a number ladies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna jam.
you don't take pictures of your food. If you do, stop it. We all know what enchiladas look like and you're giving your stoner friends diabetes and heart disease.
you're not a libertarian. This isn't necessarily a deal breaker, since there are some good ones out there, but by and large libertarians are hipster republicans imo, and I'm liberal af, so there's a p good chance we won't get along.
you actually read all this shlock.
you wanna hang out irl. I have plenty of friends that I only get to talk to online already.
you think I'm attractive and we might possibly get along and want to hang out and watch Star Wars or something.

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