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27 • Austin, TX • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 9:48pm
- Native American, White
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Art / Music / Writing
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
2. Being too early to be late but being too late to be on time
3. Numbered lists, however, are not my forte
Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Ender's Game, IQ84, The Humans, The Picture of Dorian Grey, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater or really any Kurt Vonnegut, Game of Thrones series, The Hobbit, Kafka on the Shore, American Gods
Movies: Star Wars, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Friday, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Aliens, Indiana Jones, Trainspotting, Evil Dead series, Anchorman, Battle Royale, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski,
Shows: Adventure Time, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Bob's Burgers, Gurren Lagann, The IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Eastbound and Down, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House of Cards
Music: There really is way too much to list here. I like a lot of different kinds of music and it depends on my mood, from trip-hop to bluegrass to jazz to metal to hip hop and r&b to folk to rock & roll, I like stuff from every genre. Except dubstep. I'll dance to it with you if you're into it, but I don't get it.
Food: Really anything, I'm not at all a picky eater.
2. Music. It's important. Pretty close to a superpower, since it allows you to see things you can't normally see.
3. Sleep. I like it, and I'm good at it. Sex, for the same reasons.
4. Me time
5. Good food. You gotta eat, might as well enjoy it.
6. Funny people. People who can see the joke behind the joke.
2. negative thoughts about assholes, then I return to 1
(But what if he heard me?)
3. all the lonely people
4. awesome comebacks to have said in a conversation 30 minutes ago
5. what I should do
6. what I will actually do
8. What I would do if a zombie apocalypse broke out wherever I happened to be. I'm usually p fucked.
you don't take pictures of your food. If you do, stop it. We all know what enchiladas look like and you're giving your stoner friends diabetes and heart disease.
you're not a libertarian. This isn't necessarily a deal breaker, since there are some good ones out there, but by and large libertarians are hipster republicans imo, and I'm liberal af, so there's a p good chance we won't get along.
you actually read all this shlock.
you wanna hang out irl. I have plenty of friends that I only get to talk to online already.
you think I'm attractive and we might possibly get along and want to hang out and watch Star Wars or something.
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