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danshuks

29 M Bamber Bridge, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey thanks for looking.. Call me dan!! :D

* i am 29

*I was born in Wigan but live in Preston.

I am not tall, dark and handsome but I'm small, ginger and a cute!!!! Apparently!!!

*I would say that i am very caring, loving and genuine person because its true but i also love my own space... I think thats very important.

*I hate cheats and liars... So if your one.. Then please don't read on.

*I like to watch action, comedy, thriller movies don't mind watching the odd romantic comedy.

*I'm a pretty down to earth fun guy, i love to have a good laugh and a chat about anything....like carpets, cheese, animals, how to shave a hairy penguin!!!

*I'm a good listener and very understanding.
(So i'm good to go if you feel the need to moan at me for whatever reason :p Or need a shoulder to cry on!)

*I have a sarcastic humour... A lost art.

*I love most kinds of music, rnb, rap, indie, rock, pop, dance, techno.

*I have been to cyprus, alcudia in spain and lived in australia for 8 months.

*I have two simple but affective quotes i use in my own life ' don't be sorry , just make up for it ', 'treat people how you want to be treated!!

*I don't pretend to be anything i'm not.... If you want honesty, truthfulness, straight down the line say it as it is .. Thats me.
(So might not be great to ask me does your bum look big in it!? ) don't worry I love your big ass!!! ;)

*I won't hide the fact i have a dirty mind .... What guy does'nt but ladies you are not angels either haha!!!
Soo basically if your a prude and don 't like talking about sex etc etc then you wont like me but on the other hand its not all about sex and i don't do one night stands and i'm not one of those people who just want sex...... Sex or making love is a special action between two people not just sticking you lolly in a sherbert dip!!!

*I do not want my own kids ....But I'm not approsed at other people having them :) plus I looked after one for 2 years

*I'm not here to play games... I have had all that.... But still know how to have fun.

*I am a man that gives more than he gets given but I believe that if you have a date... You split the bill!!!!!!!

*Plus i love fun dates .... Bowling, pub and some pool, hot air balloon.

*I smoke... Just tobacco .. Simple as that !!!

*i am single :)

Updated 12/10/14
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i work at next

used to be a chef for 7 n half years

pub

XBOX ONE

Being incredibly funny :) And crude lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, understand and listening to people, sleeping in, making people relaxed around me, writing poems about anything......... making paper aeroplanes with bus tickets
being sarcastic
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im ginger and have good sence of humour...........people get easily relaxed around me very quickly..... That i look quite young for my age!!! But who wants too look their age!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
all music apart from heavy heavy metal , opera , classical
michael connolly fave author
take me out,masterchef, 8 outa 10 cats, big fat quiz,great british menu, 24, top gear, great british bake off, dragons den,mock the week, owt wit keith lemon in it ooooosh]
kfc, italian, chinese
all fast and furious, phonebooth, chocolat, rocky movies, james bond movies, pirates of the carrabian movies, olympus has fallen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iphone. laptop, family, my bed, xbox one. You???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If god was real then why are there so many bad things happening in the world?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usualy working but at the moment have weekends off
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i love to write poems......... don't do it all the time..

i could live on toffee crisp for life :*

my last ex had a child...... i have learnt sooooo much looking after a 2-4 year old.... hasnt changed my mind on wanting my own... but i don't mind people having kids... kids tend to like me :D
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like a genuine, funny guy who doesn't lie and cheat and doesn't mess around..
if your not lazy!!!!! (meaning sitting on your ass all day claiming money and not looking for a job)
if you don't expect me to be a sperm donor!
If you have a gsoh
if you love music
if you take me for me
If you like having fun and laughing lots