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danshuks

29 Preston, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey thanks for looking.. Call me dan!! :D

* i am 29

*I was born in Wigan but live in Preston.

*I would say that i am very caring, loving and genuine person because its true but i also love my own space... I think thats very important.

*I hate cheats and liars... So if your one.. Then please don't read on.
I never have cheated or lied myself and if you can't act the same way then you don't deserve my attention!

*I like to watch action, comedy, thriller movies don't mind watching the odd romantic comedy.

*I'm a pretty down to earth fun guy, i love to have a good laugh and a chat about anything....like envelopesโœ‰๏ธ, cheese๐Ÿ•animals๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿช, how to shave a hairy fish ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿ˜œaslong as it's not politics but of course if you do then we can talk about how much politicians are screwing the country up ๐Ÿ˜

*I'm a good listener and very understanding.
(So i'm good to go if you feel the need to moan at me for whatever reason :p Or need a shoulder to cry on!)

*I have a sarcastic humour... A lost art.

*I love most kinds of music, rnb, rap, indie, rock, pop, dance, .๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽค

Get on the wrong side of me n I'm like a rotwieler but fortunately for you I only bite in the right places

*I have been to cyprus, alcudia in spain and lived in australia for 8 months

*I don't pretend to be anything i'm not....
I am Honest
Straight talking
Say it as it is!

*I won't hide the fact i have a dirty mind .... Most guys are!!!
But I'm not like most guys, surprisingly enough I do have a brain in my skull and it doesn't just control my penis!

*I do not want my own kids ...... Simply because of how my dad couldn't give a fuck when I was younger!
I don't want a child with someone and then we break up and then your fighting to keep your child!!! Going to see them every weekend!
I wouldn't put any child through that because I know how it feels!
Trust me you wouldn't changed my mind either!
So obviously bare this in mind if you want children because it won't be with me!
But I have been in a relationship where they have a child .....have looked after a lil girl for 2 years in a relationship!

*I'm not here to play games... I have my Xbox for that!
I've been hurt more than I can count...trust me I don't care about sympathy..... I'm here to find someone that hopefully I can be happy with and share good times with!

*i love fun dates ....

*I smoke... Just tobacco .. Simple as that !!!๐Ÿšฌ

*i am single ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

Updated 12/1/15
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Donโ€™t overthink this one; tell us what youโ€™re doing day-to-day.
i work at next๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘š๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘™

used to be a chef for 7 n half years๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿง๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ

Being incredibly funny :) Sometimes!!!

Working on my book 'how imagination can create good moral!!' And 'sarcasm! The only thing more acceptable than a cheesy carpet'๐Ÿ“–

Destroying my opponents on my Xbox one!!!!

Watching series 1-8 of robot wars on YouTube
Iโ€™m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We wonโ€™t judge.
making people laugh, understanding and listening to people, sleeping in, making people relaxed around me even if I'm nervous myself,
being sarcastic
The first things people usually notice about me
Iโ€™m an empty essay… fill me out!
im ginger and have good sence of humour...........people get easily relaxed around me very quickly.....No idea why.... Maybe because I'm genuine...
I look young for my age but look older with a beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
all music apart from heavy heavy metal , opera , classical
michael connolly fave author
take me out,masterchef, 8 outa 10 cats, big fat quiz,great british menu, 24, top gear, great british bake off, dragons den,mock the week,
kfc, italian, chinese
anything action based!!! Love my comedies too.... Nothing like hurting your ribs because you laughed so much lol don't mind a thriller or a romantic one either
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone
Family
Sarcasm
Chocolate
Money
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacationโ€ฆ itโ€™s all fair game.
Hmmmmm maybe get to know me more first.... I'm not sure you could handle my thoughts lol!!!!!!!! <--- non sexual of course :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on โ€” how do you let loose?
usualy working but at the moment have weekends off
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
Iโ€™m an empty essayโ€ฆ fill me out!
i could live on toffee crisp for life :*

I don't want my own kids....

I once flushed my phone down my toilet by accident just as I was about to go out into town with mates ๐Ÿ˜ž
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like a genuine, funny guy who doesn't lie and cheat and doesn't mess around..
If you have a gsoh
if you love music
If you don't want kids or want anymore
if you take me for me
If you like having fun and laughing lots
If you just fancy a chat
If you fancy a natter!
If you want to ask me a random question!!
If you have a brain!