32 Fort Collins, CO
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My self-summary
Via Queens.

I am loud, I curse like a sailor, and I easily offend "sensible" people. I'm very upfront, but I sit in the back. If you can handle bowling with vegetables in the supermarket and plastering fliers all over town for a social experiment.. read on.

Meister Eckhart said "The greatest obstacle to God is time" - He's right if God is shorthand - I'm presently an agnostic leaning hopeful. If you're conscious, hit me. Bonuses - I won't kill things but I eat meat. My love language is touch.

I'm a cinephile. I programmed a major film festival in Colorado a couple of years ago.. but I won't be doing that again because I got into a fist fight.

I sat in a cube for a long time. I'm not doing that anymore and decided to go back to university and study AI.

I dig irreverence and foul mouths.

I'm not a fan of people. Like Bukowski said "It's not that I don't like people, I just feel better when they're not around." Another favorite quote of mine is from a misunderstood genius - Joseph McCarthy. "McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled." Eat shit pinkos.

I love art and wish I could draw... But alas, I am only creative with words

Stoops and stars and smooth cigars,
cars careen inbetween, racing to every light,
black cats on the corner cooing and catcalling,
as I doo-wop through the night
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how machines learn.. With some gym and meditation in there.
I’m really good at
grocery shopping.
The first things people usually notice about me
They can't figure out what nationality I am. Don't worry, I'm white.. but I will tell your racist grandfather I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Film - Indy/Foreign/Weird
Recent loves - Lost River, It Follows, Entertainment, Upstream Color.
Of all time - THX 1138, Dark City, Forbidden Zone, Naked Lunch.

TV - True Detective / The Leftovers / Superjail / Family Guy.

Print - JG Ballard/Bukowski/Tolle

Foodie - Italian (I cook)

Music - All -Country
Rock: I am obsessed with Hall and Oates, Blood Sweat & Tears, and Billy Joel. I also like the Beach Boys. Weren't expecting that shit were you?
Also - Billy Idol, Danzig, The Stooges, The Cure, Fleetwood Mac, Toto (Rosanna!), Tears for Fears, The Beatles.
Hip hop: 90s - Tribe called Quest, Digable Planets, Pharcyde, Mos Def.
The six things I could never do without
The bloody, psychedelic, Rube Goldberg madness of Superjail.
Mustard. Specifically French's.
People repeating their names. (I can never remember them)
Unicorns. You wouldn't believe how tasty they are.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Disidentifying with the ego.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really a fat balding old guy.

Jiggle baby. Jiggle.
You should message me if
You are highly intelligent, mouthy, and counter cultured.