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dante31337

30 Fort Collins, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Tolle(?) and hip hop are my religions. Via Queens.

I am loud, I curse like a sailor, and I easily offend "sensible" people. If you can't handle bowling with vegetables at the supermarket, plastering fliers all over town for a social experiment, or dead baby jokes.. Next.

Meister Eckhart said "The greatest obstacle to God is time" - He's right if God is shorthand - I'm presently an agnostic leaning hopeful. If you're conscious, hit me. Bonuses - I won't kill things but I eat meat. My love language is touch.

I'm a cinephile. I programmed a major film festival in Colorado last year.. but I won't be doing that again because I got into a fist fight.

I wish I cold draw.. but alas, I am only creative with words.

I sat in a cube for a long time. I'm not doing that anymore.

I dig creative + weird + foul mouths. No squares.

I'm not a fan of people. Like Bukowski said "It's not that I don't like people, I just feel better when they're not around." Another favorite quote of mine is from a misunderstood genius - Joseph McCarthy. "McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled." Eat shit pinkos.

Stoops and stars and smooth cigars,
cars careen inbetween, racing to every light,
black cats on the corner cooing and catcalling,
as I doo-wop through the night
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing. School. Meditation. Gym.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
winning thumb wars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They can't figure out what nationality I am. Don't worry, I'm white.. but I will tell your racist grandfather I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Film - Indy/Foreign/Weird
Recent loves - Upstream Color, The Institute, Halley.
Recent semi-recognizable loves - Moonrise Kingdom, Antichrist, Dogtooth, A Single Man.
Of all time - THX 1138, Dark City, Forbidden Zone, Naked Lunch.
I'm a snob. Don't ask me to go see The Avengers - I'll laugh at you.

TV - ATHF/Superjail/Wonder Showzen/MAD (Cartoon Network)/Family Guy. I download these - I hate TV. Enjoy your 6 hours a day.

Print - Ballard/Bukowski/Spiritual
JG Ballard is my favorite author. VALIS by PKD is my favorite book. (Odd eh?)

Foodie - Italian (I cook)

Music - Hip Hop/All -Country
General: Sinatra, Portishead.
Rock: I am obsessed with Hall and Oates, Blood Sweat & Tears, and Billy Joel.
Also - Billy Idol, Danzig, The Stooges, The Cure, Fleetwood Mac, Toto (Rosanna!), Tears for Fears, The Beatles.
Hip hop: 90s - Wu Tang and affiliates, Tribe called Quest, Digable Planets, Pharcyde, Nas, AZ, Gangstarr, Mos Def.
Hip Hop: Recent - Action Bronson, Sean Price, Shaz Ill York, Meyhem Lauren, Roc Marciano, Willie the Kid, Timeless Truth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The bloody, psychedelic Rube Goldberg madness of Superjail.
Alliteration.
People repeating their names. (I can never remember them)
Grape soda.
Fried chicken.
Passion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Disidentifying with the ego.

When will they make a kaiju flick with the broccoli monster?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends. Everyday + Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really a fat, balding, old guy.

Jiggle baby. Jiggle.
You should message me if
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You are highly intelligent, mouthy, and counter cultured.