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  • Ages 25-42
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Last online
Dec 18, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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Tolle(?) and hip hop are my religions. Via Queens.

I am loud, I curse like a sailor, and I easily offend "sensible" people. If you can't handle bowling with vegetables at the supermarket, plastering fliers all over town for a social experiment, or dead baby jokes.. Next.

Meister Eckhart said "The greatest obstacle to God is time" - He's right if God is shorthand - I'm presently an agnostic leaning hopeful. If you're conscious, hit me. Bonuses - I won't kill things but I eat meat. My love language is touch.

I'm a cinephile. I programmed a major film festival in Colorado last year.. but I won't be doing that again because I got into a fist fight.

I wish I cold draw.. but alas, I am only creative with words.

I sat in a cube for a long time. I'm not doing that anymore.

I dig creative + weird + foul mouths. No squares.

I'm not a fan of people. Like Bukowski said "It's not that I don't like people, I just feel better when they're not around." Another favorite quote of mine is from a misunderstood genius - Joseph McCarthy. "McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled." Eat shit pinkos.

Stoops and stars and smooth cigars,
cars careen inbetween, racing to every light,
black cats on the corner cooing and catcalling,
as I doo-wop through the night
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing. School. Meditation. Gym.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
grocery shopping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They can't figure out what nationality I am. Don't worry, I'm white.. but I will tell your racist grandfather I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Film - Indy/Foreign/Weird
Recent loves - Upstream Color, The Institute, Halley.
Recent semi-recognizable loves - Moonrise Kingdom, Antichrist, Dogtooth, A Single Man.
Of all time - THX 1138, Dark City, Forbidden Zone, Naked Lunch.
I'm a snob. Don't ask me to go see The Avengers - I'll laugh at you.

TV - ATHF/Superjail/Mike Tysons Mysteries/Family Guy. I download these - I hate TV. Enjoy your 6 hours a day.

Print - Ballard/Bukowski/Spiritual
JG Ballard is my favorite author. VALIS by PKD is my favorite book. (Odd eh?)

Foodie - Italian (I cook)

Music - Hip Hop/All -Country
General: Sinatra, Portishead.
Rock: I am obsessed with Hall and Oates, Blood Sweat & Tears, and Billy Joel.
Also - Billy Idol, Danzig, The Stooges, The Cure, Fleetwood Mac, Toto (Rosanna!), Tears for Fears, The Beatles.
Hip hop: 90s - Wu Tang and affiliates, Tribe called Quest, Digable Planets, Pharcyde, Nas, AZ, Gangstarr, Mos Def.
Hip Hop: Recent - Action Bronson, Sean Price, Shaz Ill York, Meyhem Lauren, Roc Marciano, Willie the Kid, Timeless Truth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The bloody, psychedelic Rube Goldberg madness of Superjail.
People repeating their names. (I can never remember them)
Grape soda.
Fried chicken.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Disidentifying with the ego.

When will they make a kaiju flick with the broccoli monster?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends. Everyday + Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really a fat, balding, old guy.

Jiggle baby. Jiggle.
You should message me if
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You are highly intelligent, mouthy, and counter cultured.