I am loud, I curse like a sailor, and I easily offend "sensible" people. If you can't handle bowling with vegetables at the supermarket, plastering fliers all over town for a social experiment, or dead baby jokes.. Next.
Meister Eckhart said "The greatest obstacle to God is time" - He's right if God is shorthand - I'm presently an agnostic leaning hopeful. If you're conscious, hit me. Bonuses - I won't kill things but I eat meat. My love language is touch.
I'm a cinephile. I programmed a major film festival in Colorado last year.. but I won't be doing that again because I got into a fist fight.
I wish I cold draw.. but alas, I am only creative with words.
I sat in a cube for a long time. I'm not doing that anymore.
I dig creative + weird + foul mouths. No squares.
I'm not a fan of people. Like Bukowski said "It's not that I don't like people, I just feel better when they're not around." Another favorite quote of mine is from a misunderstood genius - Joseph McCarthy. "McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled." Eat shit pinkos.
Stoops and stars and smooth cigars,
cars careen inbetween, racing to every light,
black cats on the corner cooing and catcalling,
as I doo-wop through the night