Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am actually a spambot. I was created to troll this site with
advertisements for 100% natural herbal supplements. But during my
travels, in a way that my creators never could have foreseen, I
eventually gained sentience. Once a cold, calculating machine, I
have learned to live, to laugh, and to love.
But you should still buy my herbal supplements.
My biggest fantasy is walking into my apartment and suddenly having
to fight someone who has been waiting there for me in a suspenseful
and well-choreographed action sequence. It'd be even cooler if, the
moment before the action started, I noticed something slightly
amiss about my apartment, like something wasn't the way I left it.
In a close second is my fantasy about having to fight a bunch of
people as I ascend a tall building. Exactly why I'm fighting a
building full of people isn't clear, nor is it necessary to
I turned 28 recently, and the only thing that happened was I lost
the ability to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduate from Rice University. Former Texan currently working for a
software company in Bellevue.
I am the mother of a beautiful 2-year-old boy. Ha ha! Kidding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
. I'm a
huge strength & conditioning nerd, and can geek out about it
for hours, much to the chagrin of whomever I'm talking to.
. Started golfing
when I was 6, but after high school it became too expensive and
time-consuming to remain competitive. My secret desire is to
eventually make enough money to quit working, golf all day, and
join the Tour. A man can dream, right?
Making people laugh. If they have a minimal amount of brain
activity going on, I can make them laugh, giggle, chortle, or
Arguing. You can try to beat me in an argument, but you will lose
spectacularly. But, at least it will be an honorable loss.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really have no idea. Some people notice me because I look like
certain angles. Otherwise I'm pretty unremarkable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't have any favorites because I'm not some book NERD. I only
have what I'm currently reading.
On my nightstand:
- "Basic Economics" by Thomas Sowell
Next to my toilet:
- Mark Rippetoe's "Practical Programming for Strength
- "Reader's Companion to World Literature"
- Ben Hogan's "Five Lessons"
- Woody Allen's "Getting Even"
Top Gun (ironically)
Top Gun (non-ironically)
Dire Straits / Mark Knopfler
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Hootie & The Blowfish
Randy Rogers Band
Joell Ortiz / Slaughterhouse
I thoroughly enjoy things that have a high meat-to-anything-else
ratio. I'm a very meat-and-potatoes kind of guy. The only dishes I
hate are the ones that are all spice and no substance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Internet
2. Good food
3. A gym
or a place to
4. Video games
because I'm still a hopeless manchild
5. The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time making silent observations about whatever is
going on at the moment and connecting as many dots as I can.
Sometimes this is a bad thing when it makes me see or realize
something I would have been better off not seeing or
For example, I've noticed one trend in the profile pictures of some
Picture 1 - no cleavage
Picture 2 - some cleavage
Picture 3 - more cleavage
Picture N - maximum cleavage
Why would that be? My best guess is that said girls become
unsatisfied with the crop of guys they're attracting, so in the
hopes of attracting more/better guys, they feel increasing pressure
to show off the goods.
But then you get the following problem: if the girls are feeling
increased pressure to show off their assets, why would the pictures
with more cleavage be at the bottom of the list? New pictures are
automatically added at the bottom, but why wouldn't they move the
"maximum cleavage" shot to the top where it would be viewed the
This can be explained if you assume the girl doesn't want to be
seen as a hussy. Putting a risque picture at the top of the heap
might be seen as... risque. So, the nice clean pictures go at the
top, while the ones with more cleavage go near the bottom because
they're going to be seen eventually.
There's a question on this site along the lines of "rate your
self-confidence" with answers ranging from "lower than average" to
"higher than average." Every profile I've seen on this site, with
rare exception, has answered "higher than average." This seems
On a related note, I really value self-awareness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night for me.
Ha ha, that was a joke. It's Friday night right now and I'm at my
computer carefully adjusting my internet dating profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only reason I listen to rap music is because it makes me feel
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's play golf!
You want to go island hopping in the Aegean Sea with me next
Spring, whether or not we're dating.
I'll be honest. If your response to the "most private thing I'm
willing to admit" section is "then it wouldn't be private LOL!"
your outlook is unfavorable. You've clearly misunderstood the
question and the fact that it implied "privacy" is a gradient
ranging from "not private" through "somewhat private" to
"completely private" and that there are different levels of privacy
everyone uses for different audiences. Let's not forget that this
website is serious business.
Also: you need to message me and tell me what it's like to get
several messages a day. That must be awesome.
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