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danvermillion

27 M Bellevue, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am actually a spambot. I was created to troll this site with advertisements for 100% natural herbal supplements. But during my travels, in a way that my creators never could have foreseen, I eventually gained sentience. Once a cold, calculating machine, I have learned to live, to laugh, and to love.

But you should still buy my herbal supplements.

My biggest fantasy is walking into my apartment and suddenly having to fight someone who has been waiting there for me in a suspenseful and well-choreographed action sequence. It'd be even cooler if, the moment before the action started, I noticed something slightly amiss about my apartment, like something wasn't the way I left it. In a close second is my fantasy about having to fight a bunch of people as I ascend a tall building. Exactly why I'm fighting a building full of people isn't clear, nor is it necessary to know.

ATTENTION FEMALES:
Moving to Washington has given me opportunity to take advantage of your long winters via bulking. My abs are gone and I'm looking more and more like a Hobbit or other small creature each day. This will continue until Spring. Just remember: "If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, you don't deserve me when I'm cut" - Cicero
What I’m doing with my life
Graduate from Rice University. Former Texan currently working for a software company in Bellevue.

I am the mother of a beautiful 2-year-old boy. Ha ha! Kidding.

CURRENTLY PLAYING:
- Hawken
- Starcraft 2
- Civilization V
I’m really good at
Exercise. I'm a huge strength & conditioning nerd, and can geek out about it for hours, much to the chagrin of whomever I'm talking to.

Golf. Started golfing when I was 6, but after high school it became too expensive and time-consuming to remain competitive. My secret desire is to eventually make enough money to quit working, golf all day, and join the Tour. A man can dream, right?

Making people laugh. If they have a minimal amount of brain activity going on, I can make them laugh, giggle, chortle, or possibly guffaw.

Arguing. You can try to beat me in an argument, but you will lose spectacularly. But, at least it will be an honorable loss.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really have no idea. Some people notice me because I look like Tom Cruise from certain angles. Otherwise I'm pretty unremarkable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
I'm not much of a reader. I generally read to learn stuff, not for entertainment. That said, here are the books that currently occupy the basket next to my porcelain throne:

- The Prince
- a book of Shakespeare quotations
- an instructional book on boxing
- The Art of War

I figure that if I can thoroughly ingest all these books, I will become the ultimate male. Non-fiction RULES.

Movies:
Anchorman

Music:
Dire Straits / Mark Knopfler
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Boston
Journey
Hootie & The Blowfish
Randy Rogers Band
Oddisee
Nujabes
Nas
Ghostface Killah
Atmosphere
Jay Electronica
Joell Ortiz / Slaughterhouse

Food:
I thoroughly enjoy things that have a high meat-to-anything-else ratio. I'm a very meat-and-potatoes kind of guy. The only dishes I hate are the ones that are all spice and no substance.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Internet
2. Good food
3. A gym or a place to workout
4. A video game console of some kind
5. A goal
6. Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time making silent observations about whatever is going on at the moment and connecting as many dots as I can. Sometimes this is a bad thing when it makes me see or realize something I would have been better off not seeing or realizing.

For example, I've noticed one trend in the profile pictures of some girls here:
Picture 1 - no cleavage
Picture 2 - some cleavage
Picture 3 - more cleavage
...
Picture N - maximum cleavage

Why would that be? My best guess is that said girls become unsatisfied with the crop of guys they're attracting, so in the hopes of attracting more/better guys, they feel increasing pressure to show off the goods.

But then you get the following problem: if the girls are feeling increased pressure to show off their assets, why would the pictures with more cleavage be at the bottom of the list? New pictures are automatically added at the bottom, but why wouldn't they move the "maximum cleavage" shot to the top where it would be viewed the most?

This can be explained if you assume the girl doesn't want to be seen as a hussy. Putting a risque picture at the top of the heap might be seen as... risque. So, the nice clean pictures go at the top, while the ones with more cleavage go near the bottom because they're going to be seen eventually.

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There's a question on this site along the lines of "rate your self-confidence" with answers ranging from "lower than average" to "higher than average." Every profile I've seen on this site, with rare exception, has answered "higher than average." This seems impossible.

On a related note, I really value self-awareness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying desperately to convince my friends not to go to a club. I really don't like clubs. Too loud, too expensive, and too loud.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If an anime series is good, I might watch it.

The only reason I listen to rap music is because it makes me feel tough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are smart and can hold your end of the conversation. Talking with some girls is like playing tennis against a curtain. As long as you're interesting and have some sort of passion for something, I will talk to you. And if you're good-looking then you can probably get a free dinner and movie out of me too.

I'll be honest. If your response to the "most private thing I'm willing to admit" section is "then it wouldn't be private LOL!" your outlook is unfavorable. You've clearly misunderstood the question and the fact that it implied "privacy" is a gradient ranging from "not private" through "somewhat private" to "completely private" and that there are different levels of privacy everyone uses for different audiences. Let's not forget that this website is serious gosh darn business.

Also: you need to message me and tell me what it's like to get several messages a day. That must be awesome.