But you should still buy my herbal supplements.
My biggest fantasy is walking into my apartment and suddenly having to fight someone who has been waiting there for me in a suspenseful and well-choreographed action sequence. It'd be even cooler if, the moment before the action started, I noticed something slightly amiss about my apartment, like something wasn't the way I left it. In a close second is my fantasy about having to fight a bunch of people as I ascend a tall building. Exactly why I'm fighting a building full of people isn't clear, nor is it necessary to know.
I turned 28 recently, and the only thing that happened was I lost the ability to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch®