But you should still buy my herbal supplements.
My biggest fantasy is walking into my apartment and suddenly having to fight someone who has been waiting there for me in a suspenseful and well-choreographed action sequence. It'd be even cooler if, the moment before the action started, I noticed something slightly amiss about my apartment, like something wasn't the way I left it. In a close second is my fantasy about having to fight a bunch of people as I ascend a tall building. Exactly why I'm fighting a building full of people isn't clear, nor is it necessary to know.
Moving to Washington has given me opportunity to take advantage of your long winters via bulking. My abs are gone and I'm looking more and more like a Hobbit or other small creature each day. This will continue until Spring. Just remember: "If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, you don't deserve me when I'm cut" - Cicero