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22 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:01am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, person of interest! I am much more interested in getting to know you in person. It's a bit unnatural to know so much about someone without ever meeting them, but if you can't help yourself, welcome to TMI:

I'm a pretty sociable person. I like music and comedy, and talking about the bigger things. Kindness extended is kindness returned! I just graduated from college majoring in Religious Studies and Political Science, and just started at Starbucks as a barista (stereotypes aside it's just nice to be employed!).

Right now I'm just enjoying doing some stand-up comedy in my free time. I used to do a lot of activism and social justice activities, but I haven't gotten plugged into those groups yet since I moved here.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working and doing stand-up. I like making music, and I'm getting back into doing standup comedy. I have the unrealistic dream that someday I'll "make it", but I'll probably pursue a teaching certificate once I can afford to do so. I'm also working on a couple other projects, I'll tell you about them if you ask!

I bake bread and other things, and cook sometimes too.
I’m really good at
Witty banter, stupid jokes, carrying a tune, going on adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have skin, like most other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: The Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, New Girl, nearly anything with Gordon Ramsey, Spy. I watch too much TV, and it's almost entirely comedy.

Movies: I like heartfelt, dramatic movies, cerebral comedies and documentaries.

Books: I haven't been an driven book reader for most of my life, but I'm trying to correct that by going over classic satire, and some more recent humorous novels, but it's tough. I usually read about current world events, politics, and cutting edge science. Al Jazeera English, Gawker (some of it), and anything that filters through my interesting Facebook friends.

Music: Nearly anything? I like rock, indie, blues, folk, jazz. I usually listen to music with my guitar. It's way more fun that way.

Food: Food. Also, beverages.
The six things I could never do without
Meh, people are resilient, I'd be fine, but I'll play along:

1. comedy
2. guitar (I love sharing with people, but it's for me more than anything)
3. delicious shitty pizza

fuck it, I'm just going to start naming things physically close to me

4. crumpled up envelope
5. Spoon (the band AND the utensil)
6. carpet lint
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The people around me and far away. Humanity is a funny thing, and it's interesting to see how we experience social friction, yet are very similar. (wow, real original, right?)

Mostly I just think about what's funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing stand-up comedy! Hanging out with friends! Drinking, blazing, finding the good music in town, cooking in and watching a film. Friday night is for fun!

Or if the week was long, fun can be staying in and jamming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a recent transplant to Seattle, and don't really know anyone yet. I'd love to make friends as well as date!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Just do it. I'll be cool, I swear.

But if you still need an excuse, here are some reasons to message me:

Do it to combat gender norms!

You think I'm cool and want to know me better.

We have a particular common interest and you would like to discuss it.

You think I'm cool, but not dating material (I'm really bad at subtlety, so if this is the case just let me know, I'll still respond, promise!)

You think I'm a handsome devil and want to jump my bones right now (how else will I know?).*

You're funny!

*just to clarify: this is a joke and not an open call for casual sex. I am not funny.

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