Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new here, teach me your ways!
Update: No longer new here, but that line is staying because I do
what I want.
Also, I have a beard now and I'm not getting rid of it. So, mom, if
you're reading this for whatever reason, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO
K, some fun facts about Danyanimal:
I'm an extremely vindictive driver. Don't fux wif me.
I am actively trying to get fatter (sorta) to be able to lift
Apparently it took my friend 3 years to determine whether or not
Grammatical errors make me mad.
I guess there'll be more to come whenever I feel like it.
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99
problems and they're all crippling loneliness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gave up on my hopes and dreams long ago. Now I sell crack rocks
exclusively to children.
In five years I'm going to open a rehab clinic catered to my former
clientele called "Kick Rocks".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making online dating profiles.
Dancing like a girl. My hips don't lie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Song of Ice and Fire series. Stephen King is my jam. Talk to me
about cool books and I'll be really stoked. Currently reading the
Dark Tower series.
All the generic movies that people like, I like.
I also have an inexplicable hatred for the movie "Groundhog Day".
There's a reason for this, it's just not a good one.
Game of thrones, Scrubs, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, and other
stuff like that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In n Out
Apparently my cats. Which is weird because they're total assholes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many pomeranian dogs I could fight off at once. I bet I could
handle like, 25 of those fuckers at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Fridays I tend to invite people over to watch bad movies so we
can drink beer and laugh about how bad the movie is.
But that's only sometimes. All other nights I cry myself to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to wander my apartment naked. I think my neighbors have a
problem with that...
Update - no longer live in an apartment. Now my roommates have to
deal with my nudity.
DUBBLE UPDATE - Living at home for summer. My mom calls me
I do this thing where I internally mock people's voices or the way
in which they laugh. Only sometimes I accidentally forget to do it
internally and then I get weird looks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with sarcasm and you can take a joke.
If you know the difference between "you're" and "your"; if not,
your probably just not right for me.
Girls that like horses too much scare me.
You're okay with the fact that most of my pictures involve fish
I've killed. If it's any consolation, I make killer sushi.
Who are you looking for?
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