Update: No longer new here, but that line is staying because I do what I want.
Also, I have a beard now and I'm not getting rid of it. So, mom, if you're reading this for whatever reason, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM.
K, some fun facts about Danyanimal:
I'm an extremely vindictive driver. Don't fux wif me.
I am actively trying to get fatter (sorta) to be able to lift heavier stuff.
Apparently it took my friend 3 years to determine whether or not I'm joking.
Grammatical errors make me mad.
I guess there'll be more to come whenever I feel like it.
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems and oh god I'm so lonely.