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danzigscats

29 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm approximately 70% water and might very well be judging you. It's cool.

I like playing records, making classic cocktails, Roger Corman and cheesemongering.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating good food, watching films and occasionally making vermouth. It's pretty rough guys!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
puns, drinking and being awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My enchanting smile!...which I'm pretty sure is code for "Wowza! Look at the teeth on that one!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: MK Fisher, David Wonderich, Sarah Vowell, Elizabeth Gaskell

Movies: Judex, 24 Hour Party People, Don , Ghost World, The Masque of the Red Death, The Thin Man, The Intruder, Mystery Train, Elevator to the Gallows, Bernie, TerrorVision, Shiver of the Vampires, Death Race 2000, The Legend of Hell House

TV Shows: Portlandia, The Avengers, Pushing Daisies, Louie

Music: Wild Flag, Nick Cave, Nation of Ulysses, The Make-Up, The Gun Club, Ted Leo, Billy Bragg, Link Wray, James Chance, Mission of Burma, Thee Oh Sees Bollywood Soundtracks from the 60s and 70s

Food: cheese and also cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...what so you can slowly deprive me of them? Highly suspicious!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
baby Nubian dwarf goats. The adorableness is truly mind boggling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being tied to the train tracks by a mustachioed villain. Pizza inevitably follows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Having met him, I must reluctantly agree that Ryan Gosling is cuter then SOME puppies. No, I don't have a crush on him and yes he does kind of smell like a chai.
You should message me if
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... you have hair like Ian Svenonius.

... you think a gal who's into Dischord (records), horror movies and terrible jokes is to rad not to say 'hi' to.

... you are actually interested in a relationship. Making out is kinda awesome so being able to do it all the time with breaks for food, movies and/or playing with the dogs of strangers and knowing that you can do so several times a week is kinda the sweetest deal ever.

... you want to hang out and stuff! (I mean, duh)