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30 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 22
Relationship Type
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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I am currently not really on the market--the super cool dude I've been seeing is going through some pretty intense medical stuff at the moment and I want to be there for him in the process. Our relationship is kind of on, but I'm not interested in seeing anyone else at this time. That being said, friends are great so if you want to be mine-hit me up!

I'm approximately 70% water and might very well be judging you. It's cool.

I like playing records, making classic cocktails, Roger Corman and cheesemongering.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating good food, watching films and occasionally making vermouth. It's pretty rough guys!
I’m really good at
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puns, drinking and being awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My enchanting smile!...which I'm pretty sure is code for "Wowza! Look at the teeth on that one!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: MK Fisher, David Wonderich, Sarah Vowell, Elizabeth Gaskell

Movies: Judex, 24 Hour Party People, Don , Ghost World, The Masque of the Red Death, The Thin Man, The Intruder, Mystery Train, Elevator to the Gallows, Bernie, TerrorVision, Shiver of the Vampires, Death Race 2000, The Legend of Hell House

TV Shows: Portlandia, The Avengers, Pushing Daisies, Louie

Music: Wild Flag, Nick Cave, Nation of Ulysses, The Make-Up, The Gun Club, Ted Leo, Billy Bragg, Link Wray, James Chance, Mission of Burma, Thee Oh Sees Bollywood Soundtracks from the 60s and 70s

Food: cheese and also cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...what so you can slowly deprive me of them? Highly suspicious!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
baby Nubian dwarf goats. The adorableness is truly mind boggling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being tied to the train tracks by a mustachioed villain. Pizza inevitably follows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Having met him, I must reluctantly agree that Ryan Gosling is cuter then SOME puppies. No, I don't have a crush on him and yes he does kind of smell like a chai.
You should message me if
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... you have hair like Ian Svenonius.

... you think a gal who's into Dischord (records), horror movies and terrible jokes is to rad not to say 'hi' to.

... you are actually interested in a relationship. Making out is kinda awesome so being able to do it all the time with breaks for food, movies and/or playing with the dogs of strangers and knowing that you can do so several times a week is kinda the sweetest deal ever.

... you want to hang out and stuff! (I mean, duh)