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26 F Manitou Springs, CO

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 25
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An ad for Fear Factor with a picture of Joe Rogan staring at me was on the side of this webpage the entire time I was writing this profile. Please keep this in mind while reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding questions like this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Settlers of Catan, rapping, hyperbolizing, throwing bitchin' parties, horror movie trivia, and not giving a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is allegedly that I smell good. And all the glitter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Phantom Tollbooth, A Confederacy of Dunces, Mr. Funny Pants, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Breakfast of Champions, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Bret Easton Ellis, etc.

Movies: Someone's Knocking at the Door, The Rules of Attraction, House of 1,000 Corpses, Let the Right One In, Deadgirl, Cabin Fever, Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, Funny Games, Buffalo '66, Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom, The House of the Devil, Harmony Korine, etc. I love grindhouse, gore, and raunch.

Shows: Stella, Seinfeld, Parks and Recreation, Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, To Catch a Predator, etc. I shamelessly love watching TV.

Music: Nobunny, Thee Oh Sees, Harlem, the King Khan & BBQ Show, Liars, Broncho, Black Lips, Nobunny, Daniel Johnston, the Animals, Family Portrait, Sonny & the Sunsets, Fungi Girls, the Microphones, Belle & Sebastian, Shannon and the Clams, Nobunny, Personal and the Pizzas, Eagles of Death Metal, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, Bleached, and Nobunny. Mostly just garage, lo-fi, doo-wop, and preferably a combination of all three.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A tie between St. Germain, vodka, champagne, and frankly, malt liquor
2. Maury Povich
3. ~*~*my FrIeNdz*~*~
4. A good porch
5. High heels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the funny things I said last night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ruining lives.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, this closet holds no bones. I am shamelessly the most candid person on the planet.
You should message me if
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You don't describe inconsequential things like soup or Dr. Pepper commercials as being "epic."