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27 Manitou Springs, CO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 4
Seeing Someone
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English, LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An ad for Fear Factor with a picture of Joe Rogan staring at me was on the side of this webpage the entire time I was writing this profile. Please keep this in mind while reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding questions like this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Settlers of Catan, rapping, hyperbolizing, throwing bitchin' parties, horror movie trivia, and not giving a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is allegedly that I smell good. And all the glitter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Phantom Tollbooth, A Confederacy of Dunces, Mr. Funny Pants, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Breakfast of Champions, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Bret Easton Ellis, etc.

Movies: Someone's Knocking at the Door, The Rules of Attraction, House of 1,000 Corpses, Let the Right One In, Deadgirl, Cabin Fever, Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, Funny Games, Buffalo '66, Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom, The House of the Devil, Harmony Korine, etc. I love grindhouse, gore, and raunch.

Shows: Stella, Seinfeld, Parks and Recreation, Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, To Catch a Predator, etc. I shamelessly love watching TV.

Music: Nobunny, Thee Oh Sees, Harlem, the King Khan & BBQ Show, Liars, Broncho, Black Lips, Nobunny, Daniel Johnston, the Animals, Family Portrait, Sonny & the Sunsets, Fungi Girls, the Microphones, Belle & Sebastian, Shannon and the Clams, Nobunny, Personal and the Pizzas, Eagles of Death Metal, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, Bleached, and Nobunny. Mostly just garage, lo-fi, doo-wop, and preferably a combination of all three.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A tie between St. Germain, vodka, champagne, and frankly, malt liquor
2. Maury Povich
3. ~*~*my FrIeNdz*~*~
4. A good porch
5. High heels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the funny things I said last night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ruining lives.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, this closet holds no bones. I am shamelessly the most candid person on the planet.
You should message me if
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You don't describe inconsequential things like soup or Dr. Pepper commercials as being "epic."