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daprod

50 / M / Straight / Single

San Francisco, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:58am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
5/7- STOP! After you read this bio you will never read another one ever AGAIN! Why? Cuz I am the greatest man alive! I am hot, hot, hot! I look great naked, and am cut like Bradley Cooper. I am so smart that I know what you are going to say before you even say it. I am so funny that I routinely do stand up comedy just because my friends ask me to. I have trained as a professional chef and believe in hunting and prepping my own food so that I can feel and taste the animal better. I, of course, do all of this in a loincloth. I have enormous hands with long fingers. I am such a good listener that I was placed as a Professor Emeritus at Stanford's School of Psychology without even studying. Women often buckle at the knees when they see me and "IF" I talk to them they can barely breathe. My touch makes them cry in ecstacy and women claim that after having sex with me that they can never have another lover. I hob nob with the world's elite. Martha Stewart calls me for decorating suggestions and stock tips. I am so good at yoga I often levitate. My wine cellar is the Bordeaux region. I am so honest that the Supreme Court often seeks my advice on ethical matters. I am emotionally open and have made the Dalai Lama cry. I am published in over 4000 countries. I drive only fast and sexy cars all of them at the same time. Sarcasm is my middle name. That's right ladies this is the last bio you will ever read.....email me if you dare.
What I’m doing with my life
Being awesome!
I’m really good at
Everything
The first things people usually notice about me
My tan and perfect smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have memorized all of the 100 Classic Books

I directed Citizen Kane

Mozart stole from me
The six things I could never do without
My 8 private jets (one for every day of the week and adjusting for international time zones)
World problems to solve
Advanced theoretical physics
My personal tailor (Hugo Boss)
A perfect martini
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which international city I will be having breakfast in and with whom.....
On a typical Friday night I am
A-listing it somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing, I simply act.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can handle this!