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24 M Carrollton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, my name is David. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

Totally kidding. Nothing like a George Costanza-esque pickup line to kick this thing off.

Just moved to Dallas in February from Pittsburgh, PA, and I've been spending a lot of my time getting acclimated to a new city.

I'm an introverted extrovert, if that makes any sense. I'm never the life of the party, but I love talking to and meeting new people so I always feel compelled to have a conversation with just about anyone I come across. This impulsion only gets worse when I drink. One of the biggest motivations in my life is meeting interesting people and hearing all about the cool shit they've experienced and what makes them tick.

I try to live a healthy lifestyle, but I love food too much to ever consider true "dieting." I ran a half marathon a few years ago and one of my short term goals is to run a full one. I've been training for about a month now and I registered for a half marathon in September to keep myself motivated towards that goal. I could always use a running partner!
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Dallas in February. I graduated from Penn State in 2011 then worked in Pittsburgh for about two and a half years. Opportunity knocked and I answered, which means moving my life halfway across the country! It sucked to leave my friends and family in Pennsylvania, but at the same time I'm super excited to start a new chapter in a new city.

I do IT support for a major coatings company and do work at 3 production plants and 3 warehouses throughout Texas. The job is pretty stressful now especially with the move, but it's nothing a few beers on the weekend can't fix.
I’m really good at
-My job
-Making breakfast food - I'd be a nationally ranked French toast maker if such a thing existed.
-Board games
-Frisbee layout catches
-Air guitar/drums/bass
-Marathoning TV shows
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Louie, Parks and Rec, Wilfred

Music: 90s alt rock (Third Eye Blind, Matchbox Twenty, Foo Fighters), 70s/80s classic rock (Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Van Halen, The Who, Bachman-Turner Overdrive) and a little EDM here and there. Lately I've been listening to a lot of the Arctic Monkeys, Young the Giant, and Frank Turner.

Movies: I love watching movies and I'll watch pretty much anything, but I'm a sucker for a shitty Japanese horror remake

Books: I just bought about 10 literary classics (Lord of the Flies, Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, and The Giver to name a few), and am working my way through them. My favorite book of all time though would be Flowers for Algernon.
The six things I could never do without
Magic Hat #9 or Newcastle Brown Ale
Boxing gloves
Phone (let's be honest)
Ultimate Frisbee
Frank's Red Hot Sauce
Thing 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
On a typical Friday night I am
My Friday nights have been pretty plain lately. I spend most evenings watching movies and Skyping with my friends in Pittsburgh, and Fridays are no different.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You want to talk about the intricacies of Lost over some hookah
- You want to take a spontaneous 2 AM road trip to the nearest White Castle (does Texas have White Castle? Might be a long drive...)
- You know what the olive theory is
- The questions remind you of those tacky Myspace quizzes, but you secretly love answering them
- You agree that Space Jam is pretty much the best movie ever