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38 Santa Barbara, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, —
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a marine biologist, turned chemist, turned chocolate maker. I'm hemispherically balanced (if you know what this is, it explains a lot about me). I have an overactive imagination, which i generally use for making jokes and solving problems. I love dogs. I'm pretty much always down to help someone out, i live to make people smile.

if we have a conversation i will make you laugh, and i will surprise you with how open, trusting, and genuine I am. I'm not gonna lie, you'll probably like me.

i am very happy and have very few regrets. i love to travel and live way below my means to do it as often as possible. Owning my own business has made traveling harder to do recently, but at least now I can write off travel to tropical countries as a business expense!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a small chocolate factory. I make chocolate from scratch (2 ingredient single origin dark chocolates). I built the business up from scratch too, from building most of the furniture in the factory to building most of the equipment i use to make chocolate. I find it deeply satisfying to be so intimately connected to all aspects of my business.

In my spare time, if I'm not out with friends, i'm home cooking, baking, making, and growing food. There is never a shortage of home made goodies around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, getting along with dogs, I give amazing hugs, finding the common thread, prioritizing my passions, gardening, confusing myself, keeping my cool in emergency situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I emit light
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other countries to visit, new things to learn, new experiences, dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Petty much everything, including but not limited to: chocolate making, running a business, music, where to travel to next, form in nature, logical constructs made fuzzy by experience, how tradition is destroying social development
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working some chocolate-related event, or out being social with friends, or in with my dog watching a movie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You realize that match percents, profile stats, and pictures don't mean anything when it come to whether two people will "click." Apparently just one in-person meeting is all it takes to know if we'll like each other.

(I didn't make that up, its a real thing: )