I recently cleared all my match questions (I'd answered 2,775 over the course of my time here) and am slowly re-answering them to better reflect my views. So my match numbers are going to be screwy for a while.
Answering all these questions again sucks. But I am going to stick with it, because if you can't do things you hate on the internet, where can you do them?
I'm trying to get over my lifelong shyness. That means I may look over your profile several times before finally deciding to write to you.
Apply for your post in my new world order today.
I am currently taking applications again for the position of
Consort (that's what I'm here for, after all). A good Consort is
hard to find; most people don't want to wear the costume more than
once a week.
I am not looking for a project, and I will not be anyone's project. It's natural, I think, for partners in a relationship to help each other grow and change, but it is not my job to "fix" you, and it is not your job to "fix" me.
I rarely wear makeup (two or three times a year at most) but my toenails are usually painted.
I'm kind of shy, but I'm very chatty once I reach a level of
comfort with someone; depending on the other person, that could be
sooner or later. I like to talk about almost everything--politics, religion, why people behave how
they do. By talk, I mean open, civil (though sometimes heated)
discussion--not rudeness, closedmindedness, or curt dismissal of
other views. I have a thing for geeks or anyone who is an expert at
something and shows their knowledge gracefully. Computer
geeks, musicians, people who can
build things--in my view, they're all worthy of appreciation. I am
not easy-going; I laugh a lot, but I am also a serious person. I've
got a quick temper but I don't hold grudges. I tend to be a
nitpicky worrier. (Wait, where are you going?)
I am monogamous. I don't do well in polyamorous relationships, so I stay out of them, to be fair to both myself and others. This means no couples, even if the two of you are really cute. I don't want to date a couple, play with a couple, date either member of a couple, or play with either member of a couple.
I am also not interested in any kind of fling with a single person either. Casual sex and I do not mix well. It may seem that stating this explicitly is a bit much, but trust me, enough people just aren't getting it if I'm any more subtle about it.