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dariableen

31 F Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I love this city.

I have a tattoo on my hip from Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address.

I prefer hot to cold, walking to cycling, tv to movies, shorts to jeans, sushi to most food, salty to sweet, city to country, flip-flops to shoes, vodka to beer, tall to short, vegetables to fruits and beaches to mountains.

I'm pretty sure the man behind theoatmeal.com is my soul mate.

I like music that allows me to car dance.

I have a severe weather fascination.

My toenails are always red.

Yoga is my latest jam. I don't see that going anywhere any time soon.

Knowing the difference between its / it's, your / you're and there / their / they're is half the battle in getting on my good side.

I make lists.
I’m really good at
Planning complex bank heists that are executed using only flirtation skills, lipstick color and the height of my heels?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by David Sedaris or Sarah Vowell. Anything I can get for free on my kindle from the library. Dorothy Parker. Most cracked.com articles / writers. So many...

Movies... Are such a time/attention commitment, so they're not my favorite forum for entertainment or art. But... Paul (or most Simon Peg and Nick Frost movies), As Good As it Gets, Pixar like The Incredibles and Walle-E, Rounders, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Crash, and if Saving Private Ryan, Jurrasic Park, Forrest Gump, or The Fugitive is on tv? Game over.

TV- Rescue Me, The Walking Dead, Weeds, Californication, Mad Men, Master Chef, MST3K, @Midnight, Archer, West Wing, John Oliver's week in review, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, Downton Abbey, Dexter...

Music - just about anything else BUT country and heavy metal can be appreciated, if not totally embraced.
The six things I could never do without
1- sleep (my profession has a vendetta against it)
2- laughing
3- wine or vodka
4- onions and garlic
5- thunderstorms
6- sex or buzzbuzzbuzz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My okc profile being discovered by a student / former student and the terror / embarrassment I would endure afterwards.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can enjoy facetiousness. Hell, if you know what facetious means without looking it up...