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dariendark

28 M Gatineau, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like the color blue. I practice massage therapy on my free time, I just underwent a rigorous university level course in order to become a Bell tech support level 2, so if you have TV or internet question, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my massage, hydro and orthotherapy degrees. But sadly, I have yet to have found any available post for a male massage therapist in Quebec, so I currently work for Bell as an advance technical support guy(the smart guy they refer you to after asking you to plug it in and restart the modem) its a tough job, lots of strange cases, but its rewarding when you single handedly fix an internet problem that's been plaguing a guy for over a year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
massage therapy, telecommunication and papercraft . plus my humor's not half bad. so a priest, a rabbi and a cop walk into a bar ..... ok nvm that last part. oh I'm also a not so bad dancer, ballroom, latino, hip hop and break dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well usually they'll spot my ego long before I enter the room, but I am trying to keep that one in check, but the beard is what gets people staring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (books and movie), the zombie survival guide, mythbusters, century city (extra pts if you know that one) and of course, a sh*t load of anime, Tales Of Mere Existence by levni yilmaz
for music, I have a strong preference towards alternative and rap
(pure rap, I don't like a soft voiced singer cutting into a song to try and make it original (lighters...cough, cough), I also have a set of rule when it comes to music in general, ask me if you want to know about it) in the field of alternative, my fav is by far "our lady peace", second place would probably be "brand new"
in rap I'd say classified is up there on my list, but he's not necessarily my favorite,I also like Kellee Maize. snoop dog and Nicki Minaj can both boil in a vat of their own excrement, sorry to anybody that offends, I have my reasons, ask me about it if it bothers you too much. as for music I don't like, country, except for a few select songs that reach out to me, country is simply a style that I can't get my mind around. my gf loves it so if you want to hang out and listen to it, feel free to ask her.

I can't believe I almost forgot food.... I love pizza, most Italian, Mexican Greek, Chinese once in a while, shawarmas, take me anywhere near seafood of any kind and I will kick you very hard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
lets see if I can limit it down to 6......pizza, computers, other people, sscreaming random stuff at random times (sorry again for that really awkward funeral)....2 more huh.....oxygen and water. there that it!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
breathe in, breathe out,breathe in, breathe out,breathe in, breathe out, oh look a squirrel.....oh crap breathe in, breathe out,breathe in, breathe out. ya that's how I roll
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
practicing massage and orthotherapy, who wants to volunteer! or working depending on my schedule (night shifts are a bitch sometimes) (update I now work from 3 to 11. Still night shift, but earlier then the 5 to 1 I did before)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like an unnatural hair color on a girl, don't ask why, I don't know myself
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like massages or a great personality to converse with and plot to take over the world. if you like anime, that's a plus. Also if you'd like to. Get to know my gf, feel free to ask, I'll let her know