Sorry I don't have a face pic, I'm a little paranoid about safety :)
I have a yellow lab that I affectionately call Doofus, and a fat grumpy cat who would kill you in your sleep if she could make it up onto the bed.
I believe that women should rule the world, and 99.999% of men are jerks or idiots. Or both. Only half joking.
I'm currently in an open relationship with a guy, and I would be interested in playing with another woman, either alone or with him.