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31 Verona, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Sorta new Pittsburger (two years, and this city can still be confusing/awesome) having been born here but spent most my life in the land of the Amish of central PA. I work as a database administrator.
What I’m doing with my life
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I go Diner hopping, I'm into Gaming and I'm learning how to cook beyond the George Forman grill (I make AMAZING beer bread!)

I wont bore you with technobabble with my job, although feel free to ask about it, it's...complex. I work one of those jobs that's a "Push wrong button, people DIE" sorta thing, so when Im not working, I like to go down to the strip and get some awesome beer, or even veg out and netflix it when everyone's exhausted. When the weather's nice, a trip to the park is always fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going on tangents about how annoying hipsters are, trust me, I give it a special flair!

Finding good craft beer.

mocking films, MST3K style
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people think I look younger than I actually am, during the summer probably how remarkably pale I am :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I totally have amazing taste in music, Although the Pittsburgh music scene's a little too "indie/folk" for my taste, and I have a love of metal/EBM/industrial (clearly the best music!) although I do love folk metal, such as Korpiklaani, Trollfest, etc, As well as Industrial Front Line Assembly, blutengel, Einsterzende Neubauten :wumpscut: and I LOVE Die Form and even VNV Nation

TV Shows: The Boondocks, The Mighty Boosh, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, Trailer Park Boys the big bang theory ,Breaking Bad, portlandia, community Doctor Who
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Im sure these are pretty cliche, but total honestly, If I didn't have any of these six, id be probably lame to be around, unless someone was approaching me to offer me one of these six!

1. caffeine
2. My Computer
3. New Music
4. Pumpkin Spice Coffee/Pumpkin Spice in General
5. New areas to explore
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Having grown up outside of pgh, I very quickly note the yinzer accent, which amuses me far more than it should. Whenever I hear someone passionately, angrily refer to someone as a "Jagoff", it takes every ounce of my self control to keep myself from laughing :\
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If im on call, at home drinking tons of coffee, otherwise, usually out with the roomates getting fancy European beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spent the first 17 years of my life as "The Fat Kid". I weighed over 300 lbs. I lost 120 lbs and have kept it off ever since.

Message me and I'll let you in on the secrets of my success. For free.
You should message me if
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Honestly, getting Indian/Thai/Hofbrau in town, or cuddling and watching dr. who/game of thrones/etc while eating pizza while discussing plotlines would be honestly pretty awesome, and If that sounds like what you'd enjoy when work isn't crazy, throw me a message, as you'd be pretty awesome.