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darkguyb

33 / M / straight / Single

Winter Park, Florida

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Ethnicity
Asian, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am Devilish Clever, Remarkably Witty, and Inquisitive.

My Self-Summary

I'm not really the type to sing my own praises but I have to show you how fabulous I am so... Let the Bragging commence!!! I am the kind of guy who always looks for (and usually finds) the amusing side of any situation. I enjoy making others happy but I don't depend on them for my own self worth. I am a media junkie so I will read just about anything and I'll try anything once (except incest and folk dancing). I am full of amusing quotes and useless trivia. I have been single for a while and I think it's time for me to get back in the game. I sing karaoke on occasion and I have been told I have a pretty good voice.

I have been described as a bit of an anti-guy. I don't drink beer (can't stand the taste. give me vodka!). I don't watch sports (I'd rather play them). I don't go into the whole macho thing (I don't feel I have anything to prove). I also tend to listen to the Lillith Fair school of music. I love Sarah McLachlan, Jewel, Anna Nalick, Ani Difranco. I listen to some Rock and have the occassional need for some Nine Inch Nails but I'm drawn to anybody who can inject a bit of soul into their music. I am currently obsessed with Amos Lee. I listen to just about anything but Gangster Rap and Country but I tend towards the singer songwriter stuff.

I'm a big guy but not fat. I could stand to lose weight (which I'm working on) but I'm solid. Think linebacker who doesn't hit the gym much. I have assembled the best pics of me that I could find but I don't like pictures of myself. In the immortal words of Ani DiFranco "I don't take good pictures 'cause I have the kind of beauty that moves".

If you are looking for a typical guy, keep looking. If you want someone with some depth, we may have something in common. I like to think I have a great deal of charm, a tendency towards innocent mischief and I was raised to treat a lady with respect.

Ok, enough about me. Let's talk about you... Intelligent women who can speak their minds are very sexy. A sense of humor is a must. If you take things too seriously, we aren't going to be a good match. I can be serious when the situation demands it but I try to reduce drama and not create it. Looking for a partner in crime, basically. If any of this sounds good to you, say hello. Maybe we will click.

What I’m doing with my life

I've got a good job, live alone and I have a car. From what I hear, this is unusual. My biggest problem is boredom. Help me get out of the house. I am currently teaching myself how to play guitar and I'm starting to bone up on my Spanish.

I’m really good at

Hmmm. I have many interests so I am decent at a lot of things but not fantastic at anything. I sing, play guitar, have three black belts and I can spout off amusing quotes and interesting facts for any occasion. I like to think that one of my best skills is making others happy.

The first things people usually notice about me

Um.. Either my sparkling personality or my rapier wit.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm a media junkie so it's hard to pick my favorites but here are some highlights.

Books: the "RAMA" series, anything by Weis and Hickman, "Good Omens" and "America the Book"
Movies: Usual Suspects, Memento, Batman (any but "Batman & Robin"), Hudsucker Proxy
Music: Maroon 5, Ani Difranco, Amos Lee, Sarah McLachlan, Nine Inch Nails, Jason Mraz
Food: Sushi

The six things I could never do without

Music, the internet (My second brain), My friends, My Family, Air, Water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

the meaning of life or human behavior

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with my friends

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

You should message me if

You want my body and you think I'm sexy. Come on, babe, and let me know. No, wait! That's a song. I am looking for interesting people to spend time with. If it progresses to something more, even better.