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darkhumor55

32 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
driven. adventurous. active. physical. intense. fun. loyal. love the ocean. istp. attracted to positive energy. safety and comfort are mortal danger to the soul.
What I’m doing with my life
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working in international emergency management. doing some security stuff on the side. working on entrepreneurial things (discussing, researching, and testing new ideas). working out and training for outdoors adventures. being the master of my destiny.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening and paying attention to the details.
The first things people usually notice about me
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people say i have a good energy about me. and supposedly i always smell good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: i prefer biographic, psychological, business, and economic subject matter. mostly non-fiction.

movies: i prefer dark, deep, and psychological movies. and witty comedies.

music: i prefer rock and electronic music, but listen to everything.

food: i like thai, indonesian, mediterranean, middle eastern, south asian food, and chipotle. always down to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family. friends. humor. honesty. loyalty. adventure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
saving the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing, having fun, or traveling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i kinda like katy perry's song roar, haha.
You should message me if
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you're genuine, down to earth, kind, and adventurous.