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darkmasterjoey

25 M Oxford, MS

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hai thur, lolz. I'm clever, funny in a very caustic, cocky and somewhat geeky way; temperamental and moody but good natured, kind and VERY affectionate/cuddly. I love cars, videogames, movies, books, and just hanging out with friends. Oh, and music. Music is my life, I'm a fan of rock music especially.

I'm out looking for someone that's compatible and complementary to me. A special someone that is strong where I'm not and in need of what I can provide, someone that's as sweet, passionate and dedicated as I am, someone I can build a beautiful life with.

Personality profile:

MBTI: ENFP
Socionics - EIE/ENFj (Creative subtype)
Enneagram - 7w6 sx/sp
Big 5 - SLUEI
Temperament - Sanguine-Melancholy

I am snarky, clever and affectionate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm crashing in a friend's couch, looking for work, trying to put together enough money to start my own business.

In the medium term, I intend to save up enough money to buy an apartment or a house outright in Las Vegas. I'll move there with a bankroll saved to play live poker (which I'm quite good at). I will then use the money as a vehicle for investing in rental properties around the Las Vegas area, which if I invest wisely enough should make me very wealthy and comfortable.

In the long term, I intend to use a position of financial security to try to build something to express some of the many ideas in my head: write a book, produce a film, make a video game, teach, or do something that puts me in contact with an audience. In the words of the immortal George Carlin, I intend to produce "external evidence of my inner self."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a nerd. Making future plans (but not really being rooted or organized enough in the present to make them happen xD). Theorizing, philosophy and debate. Pleasuring a beautiful woman. Making you feel special all of the time. Having fun. Teaching stuff. Poker and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the person. My personality is vibrant and multifaceted, and what I am depends entirely on what I'm feeling. I may be quiet or I may be loud and talkative, happy or depressed, ecstatic or angry. You'll have fun figuring me out. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- anything by Dan Brown, a lot of Michael Crichton's works, the Harry Potter series, the Inheritance series, A Song of Fire and Ice Isabel Allende's works, Tom Clancy, and airport thrillers.

Oh, and Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking does more awesome stuff with one finger in one day than you will in your entire life.

Movies- I love trippy movies like Fight Club or most stoner flicks (Harold and Kumar is my favorite of those). Serious dramas that leave me philosophizing for hours (like Creation), and movies that are just balls-out awesome (like The Avengers).

Music- Post-Grunge, Funk Rock, Salsa Rock, Symphonic metal, Power Metal, Gothic Metal, Folk Metal, Prog Metal, Industrial Metal, Classic Heavy Metal, Emo, Rap Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Punk, Folk Rock, Reggae Rock, Ska, Reggae and comical hip hop.

TV- House, Psych, Prison Break, Burn Notice, Firefly, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, Babylon 5, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Agents of SHIELD, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Once Upon a Time, Breaking Bad, Top Gear, Castle

Food- chinese, teriyaki, pasta good ol burgers, Puerto Rican Cuisine, Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, running water, sneakers, a roof over my head, company, and some source of entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology, music, cars, poker, investing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with friends, or chatting online. Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very, very, very lazy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interesting, a good conversationalist, you want to start a satisfying friendship, a fun romp or a beautiful romance.

Oh, and if you're a monkey. Monkeys that can work computer keyboards are epic.

Also, you should ESPECIALLY message me if this profile looks like you:

http://wikisocion.org/en/index.php?title=LSI

Trust me, you will not be disappointed. ;)