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darkmasterjoey

21 / M / straight / Single

Utuado, PR

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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I am Smart, smug, and laid-back.

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My Self-Summary

Hi, I'm Yuri, people call me Joey. I'm blunt, don't mince words. I'm a bit arrogant and very self-satisfied. I am, however, intelligent, caring, nice, and funny. I do not believe in modesty, but I don't like double standards, either, so I own up to my flaws and vices, as well as my virtues. I'm a pretty laid back guy, easygoing and fun loving.
Now in Spanish
Q hay gente? Me llamo Yuri, la gente me dice Joey, Corleone o na' mas q "el estofón" lol. Soy un tipo bn inteligente, soy buena gente pq me gusta la gente. Tengo buen sentido del humor y me rio d na. Me rio hasta solo lol. Soy bastante arrogante y no me avergüenzo d eso. soy un tipo relax, me gusta pasarla bien, y disfrutar d la vida.

What I’m doing with my life

Recently moved back to La Isla del Encanto after three years in exile, attending East University in Utuado.

I’m really good at

giving advice, listening, learning, reading fast, staying calm, being patient... I dunno aren't 6 enough? lol

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm smart, very cheerful and a bit arrogant. I'm laid back and I never rush. I don't mince words, so to sensitive people, I come off as a bit of a dick.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- anything by Dan Brown, a lot of Michael Crichton's works n the Harry Potter series. I also like picking up the occasional random thriller.

Movies- Matrix Reloaded, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Pirates of the Caribbean 2, Sleepy Hollow, the 9th Gate, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Music- Post-Grunge, Funk Rock, Salsa Rock, Symphonic metal, Power Metal, Gothic Metal, Folk Metal, Prog Metal, Industrial Metal, Classic Heavy Metal, Emo, Rap Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Punk, Folk Rock, Reggae Rock, Ska, Reggae and comical hip hop.

TV- House, Psych, Prison Break, Burn Notice, Firefly, Babylon 5 the Daily Show, the Colbert Report.

Food- chinese, teriyaki, pasta good ol burgers, Puerto Rican Cuisine (no veggies, pasteles or green beans, tho).

The six things I could never do without

food, running water, climate control, shoes, a roof over my head, some source of entertainment.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Economics, physical anthropology, music and women.

On a typical Friday night I am

Chilling

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm very, very lazy.

You should message me if

You're human (monkeys, cats and aliens ok too, but NO DOGS) and know how to work a computer keyboard. Also, you should message me if you're an attractive female.

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