Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hai thur, lolz. I'm clever, funny in a very caustic, cocky and
somewhat geeky way; temperamental and moody but good natured, kind
and VERY affectionate/cuddly. I love cars, videogames, movies,
books, and just hanging out with friends. Oh, and music. Music is
my life, I'm a fan of rock music especially.
I'm looking for someone sweet, passionate, and grounded. Someone
intelligent. Someone I can share many interesting conversations
with, and will let me spoil her and treat her like a princess. Are
you that someone?
Socionics - ILE/ENTp (Dominant subtype)
Enneagram - 7w6 sx/sp
Big 5 - SLUEI
Temperament - Sanguine-Melancholy
I am snarky, clever and affectionate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm crashing in a friend's couch, looking for work, trying to put
together enough money to start my own business.
In the medium term, I intend to save up enough money to buy an
apartment or a house outright in Las Vegas. I'll move there with a
bankroll saved to play live poker (which I'm quite good at). I will
then use the money as a vehicle for investing in rental properties
around the Las Vegas area, which if I invest wisely enough should
make me very wealthy and comfortable.
In the long term, I intend to use a position of financial security
to try to build something to express some of the many ideas in my
head: write a book, produce a film, make a video game, teach, or do
something that puts me in contact with an audience. In the words of
the immortal George Carlin, I intend to produce "external evidence
of my inner self."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a nerd. Making future plans (but not really being rooted or
organized enough in the present to make them happen xD).
Theorizing, philosophy and debate. Pleasuring a beautiful woman.
Making you feel special all of the time. Having fun. Teaching
stuff. Poker and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the person. My personality is vibrant and multifaceted,
and what I am depends entirely on what I'm feeling. I may be quiet
or I may be loud and talkative, happy or depressed, ecstatic or
angry. You'll have fun figuring me out. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- anything by Dan Brown
, a lot of Michael Crichton
series, the Inheritance
series, A Song of Fire and
's works, Tom Clancy
, and airport thrillers
Oh, and Stephen Hawking
. Stephen Hawking
does more awesome stuff with one finger in one day than you will in
your entire life.
Movies- I love trippy movies like Fight Club or most stoner flicks
(Harold and Kumar is my favorite of those). Serious dramas that
leave me philosophizing for hours (like Creation), and movies that
are just balls-out awesome (like The Avengers).
, Funk Rock
, Salsa Rock
, Symphonic metal
, Power Metal
, Gothic Metal
, Classic Heavy Metal
, Rap Metal
, Nu Metal
, Folk Rock
, Reggae Rock
and comical hip hop
, Prison Break
, Burn Notice
, Doctor Who
, Babylon 5
, the Daily Show
, the Colbert
, Agents of SHIELD
, Game of Thrones
, Once Upon a Time
, Breaking Bad
, Puerto Rican
, Italian food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, running water, sneakers, a roof over my head, company, and
some source of entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
cars, poker, investing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with friends, or chatting online. Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very, very, very lazy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interesting, a good conversationalist, you want to start a
satisfying friendship, a fun romp or a beautiful romance.
Oh, and if you're a monkey. Monkeys that can work computer
keyboards are epic.
Who are you looking for?
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