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28 Vienna, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Middle Eastern, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Farsi (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am tall, dark, and Persian.

...and awesome...

And currently in love with this newly released album:

I'm here to make friends preferably with similar interests. It'd be great for those friends to be gamers and metalheads, but not a requirement.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving people from themselves when it comes to technology.

And Reddit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a grammar Nazi.

Being brutally honest.
Being logical.
Problem solving.
Being reliable.
Making you smile, and if you have a sense of humor, at least make you giggle.

Video games: PC PS3 PSP Wii N64 Super Nintendo. FPSs, RPGs, Action, Adventure, Strategy, Sports (but more like SSX or racing games, not so much soccer/football-type sports games).

Music: Guitar, Trumpet, little piano, music software.

Computers. I've lost count of how many computers I've built from the ground up. I grew up initially with macs, but I had become stuck with Windows very early due to being a hardcore gamer. In the recent years, I've attempted to break away from Microsoft in favor of Linux, but that is still an ongoing experiment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, wear all black, friendly, possibly quiet/shy at first, not too talkative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

I don't read literature for leisure.

Reddit. Documentation.


Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Alien, Everything is Illuminated, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Equilibrium, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Gran Torino, The Matrix, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, Anchorman, The Hangover, Chocolat, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, Gladiator, Crank, Burn After Reading,

Honestly this list is massive, if I continued I'd first put it in alphabetical order and then would hope this text box could hold it all.


Music is very important. I listen to almost everything, with my preference being Metal followed by Techno/Trance (primarily Goa). Those branch off, like, I listen to punk/alternative rock as well, jazz, classical, etc. What I do not listen to is Rap, Country, and most Pop.

=Metal= Adagio, All that Remains, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Archeon, Arsis, As I Lay Dying, At the Gates, Axenstar, Behemoth, Black Dahlia Murder, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet for my Valentine, Cacophony, Cadacross, Cannibal Corpse, Children of Bodom, Daath, Darkane, Dark Lunacy, Dark Tranquility, Dethklok, (I'll stop at the Ds for now.)

=Techno= Infected Mushroom, Deadmau5, Skrillex, Proff, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Damage, Dieselboy, (I know this is blending in with Electronica, but whatever. I'll cut it off there for now.)


Persian, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Mongolian, Thai... I've had a lot of exposure to different kinds of foods, I don't even know how many anymore. I wont get into any specific dishes, but I can say I do have specific taste and know what I like. I also love sugar, and know what desserts are truly heavenly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. It's what keeps me going.

Intelligence. It's what keeps me interested.

Dogs. They're what keep me human.

Games. They keep me entertained and develop critical thinking.

Women. I like the ladies. ;)

Goals. They give me purpose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try to keep my mind clear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nice try, FBI.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a succubus that could belong in this video:

You love metal. You love dubstep. You love gaming. You're dying to skydive with me. You're a good driver (not just not a bad driver, but a good one). You like watching movies or shows without interruption. You're laid back and can appreciate silence. You're a cutie.

You're not insecure. You don't avoid being social. You don't get mad at everything around you.

I'm here (and hopefully you are too) to find someone to have fun with in the things we like doing. I'm not here for headaches.