...Kidding, I'm just some sort of artist, not something awesome like a velociraptor trainer. WHY DO I GET STUCK WITH ALL THE SHITTY JOBS. Actually, being an artist gets you used to the rejection of your brilliance, so it's perfect practice for dating.
I guess you want to know stuff about me, huh?
Don't answer that.
I'm the perfect mix between a completely socially inept hermit, and the most confident social moth you've met and I have no control over which one I am at any given moment. Whiskey helps with the latter personality, though. It keeps things interesting.
I'll have a glass of your well whiskey, on the rocks, and a glass of Glenlivet to chase it with. Please.
OH HAY LET'S GO SKYDIVING AND SAVE THE WHALES.