...Kidding, I'm just some sort of artist, not something awesome like a velociraptor trainer. WHY DO I GET STUCK WITH ALL THE SHITTY JOBS. Actually, being an artist gets you used to the rejection of your brilliance, so it's perfect practice for dating.
I guess you want to know stuff about me, huh?
Don't answer that.
I like adventures. Not like regular adventures where you decided to drive out of town on a whim, but the kind that have a decent chance of killing me. Scuba diving with sharks. Riding a motorcycle around a track at 190mph. Falling out of the sky. Class IV white water rapids. Grocery shopping while hungry. Ya know. The usual.
The rest of the time I just sit at the computer breathing life into pixels on the screen. Pretty rad. Let's go get drunk now. I'll have a glass of well whiskey, on the rocks, and a glass of Glenlivet to chase it with. Please.
OH HAY LET'S GO SKYDIVING AND SAVE THE WHALES.