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27 M Concord, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So let's see, my name is Shayne, and I'm a PROFESSIONAL VELOCIRAPTOR TRAINER.

...Kidding, I'm just some sort of artist, not something awesome like a velociraptor trainer. WHY DO I GET STUCK WITH ALL THE SHITTY JOBS. Actually, being an artist gets you used to the rejection of your brilliance, so it's perfect practice for dating.

I guess you want to know stuff about me, huh?
Don't answer that.


I'm extremely adventurous, I live for thrills. Whether it be riding my motorcycle around a track at 190mph, jumping out of planes, diving with sharks, running marathons, or grocery shopping when I'm hungry. I'm probably too spontaneous for my own good sometimes. I just realized I'm pretty far from the typical "laid-back" kind of guy, but oh well, let's go camping. Life is an adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What do you know about shameless self-promotion?

I own this business. It's a pretty successful medical animation studio. I help doctors learn new surgical procedures and new instrumentation procedures using animation. It's a totally unique niche and I love it. I also freelance for different companies doing media animation; right now I work on Samsung, Apple, and Chase Bank projects. It's pretty sweet.

I didn't even go to college for any of this crap. Suck it Trebek.

I just bought a stereolithographic 3d printer, so I'm using that to prototype some inventions that have been bouncing around in my head for a while. Eventually going to get them onto store shelves.

I also just got into drones/multicopters.

I kind of like to stay on the bleeding edge of technology. I like pushing limits; once I have a goal in mind, it will happen. Period.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Challenge accepted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very well spoken and incredibly witty/sarcastic.

I've been told I have a really great smile. (Braces for SEVEN years, haha).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read books. In fact, I don't think I've ever finished an entire book in my lifetime.

I read massive amounts online, however. I actually probably read more on the internet per day than most avid book-readers do in a week...and it's not spent reading the captions on funny cat pictures. (Okay maybe a minor portion of it)

Legend, Fern Gully, Life of Pi, The Fifth Element, Inception, Powder.

I don't watch TV at all. I haven't in about 10 years, but whenever there's an ultra-hyped show that everyone says is amazing I'll usually download it.

The xx, Ed Sheeran, Disney music, Ellie Goulding, Alex Clare, Christina Perri (I know her irl!), Daft Punk, One Republic, Walk Off the Earth, Maroon 5, RHCP, Noisia, The Cataracs, Katy Perry, Deadmau5, Knife Party, Sara Bareilles, Skrillex, Excision, The Crystal Method. Also really love classical music (Vitamin String Quartet anyone?). There's a CRAP TON of electronic/DnB/Dubstep stuff I like as well, but I'm bad with names.

I'm not sure if I really have a favorite food, I really enjoy sushi of all kinds, and anything really spicy. I've become a bit of a food buff lately and really enjoy trying out new restaurants around the bay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4 am - I get so much done in the middle of the night it's not even funny. No interruptions, no distractions, just pure, unaltered, silence.

The interwebternets - Without this I would be a broke mofo.

Creativity - I'm an artist, this is my life-force. It drives everything I do.

Tea - It's just god damn delicious.

Knowledge - I'm kind of an information sponge, and really enjoy learning new things.

Travel - I want to see the entire world, all of it. Message me with amazing places you've been to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Maybe if I concentrate really hard, I mean like Tibetan Monk kinda hard...then I can teach myself how to teleport! :D

Or at the very least hurl plasma out of my hands.

Why can't I have super powers =(

If guys have to always put the toilet seat back down for ladies, why don't the ladies have to put the toilet seat back up?

Hey Shayne you should get off your lazy ass and go do something. BUT I'M WARM AND COMFY. Bitch don't give me that excuse again, go put your shoes on and walk down to that one sushi place you like. BUT BUT I DON'T WANNA! Yes you do, don't make me smack you.

fine :(

Art. Like. All of it.
How to make new things.

Traveling the Earth.

Being famous one day.

Yeah, I think about lots of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working on some surgical or corporate animation, then I like to hit up a new bar or pub or restaurant. Since I work out in SF most of the time, it's easy to enjoy new places all the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have hair down to my back and was super gothic. You should see my prom picture it's hilarious.

I competitively play DDR (ITG2). Here's me playing a pretty damn hard song.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're pretty cool and would get along with velociraptors :D

You read my profile (I know, it's long)

You're spontaneous.

You're creative.

You still like fingerpainting :)

I don't message a ton of people, since my free time fluctuates massively, so you're probably better off messaging me...even though the gender roles in society would tell you to do otherwise; but you don't listen to what society thinks about you, do you?