...Kidding, I'm just some sort of artist, not something awesome like a velociraptor trainer. WHY DO I GET STUCK WITH ALL THE SHITTY JOBS. Actually, being an artist gets you used to the rejection of your brilliance, so it's perfect practice for dating.
I guess you want to know stuff about me, huh?
Don't answer that.
I'm extremely adventurous, I live for thrills. Whether it be riding my motorcycle around a track at 190mph, jumping out of planes, diving with sharks, running marathons, or grocery shopping when I'm hungry. I'm probably too spontaneous for my own good sometimes. I just realized I'm pretty far from the typical "laid-back" kind of guy, but oh well, let's go camping. Life is an adventure.