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I_Choose_You

27 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So let's see, my name is Shayne, and I'm a PROFESSIONAL VELOCIRAPTOR TRAINER.

...Kidding, I'm just some sort of artist, not something awesome like a velociraptor trainer. WHY DO I GET STUCK WITH ALL THE SHITTY JOBS. Actually, being an artist gets you used to the rejection of your brilliance, so it's perfect practice for dating.

I guess you want to know stuff about me, huh?
Don't answer that.

Anyway.

I like adventures. Not like regular adventures where you decided to drive out of town on a whim, but the kind that have a decent chance of killing me. Scuba diving with sharks. Riding a motorcycle around a track at 190mph. Falling out of the sky. Class IV white water rapids. Grocery shopping while hungry. Ya know. The usual.

The rest of the time I just sit at the computer breathing life into pixels on the screen. Pretty rad. Let's go get drunk now. I'll have a glass of well whiskey, on the rocks, and a glass of Glenlivet to chase it with. Please.

OH HAY LET'S GO SKYDIVING AND SAVE THE WHALES.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What do you know about shameless self-promotion?

www.HelixDream.com

I own this business. It's a pretty successful medical animation studio. I help teach doctors new surgical procedures and new instrumentation procedures using 3D animation. It's a totally unique niche and I love it. I also freelance for different companies doing media animation; right now I work on Samsung, Apple, and Chase Bank projects. It's pretty sweet.

I didn't even go to college for any of this crap. Suck it Trebek.

My mom says I'm a genius. So does the Mensa group but who cares about them. Thanks mom.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Challenge accepted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My swag duh what else would anyone notice. A lot of people seem to mistake me for Lil Jon.

I've been told I have a really great smile. (Braces for SEVEN years, haha).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
I don't really read books. In fact, I don't think I've ever finished an entire book in my lifetime.

I read massive amounts online, however. I actually probably read more on the internet per day than most avid book-readers do in a week...and it's not spent reading the captions on funny cat pictures. (Okay maybe a minor portion of it)

Movies
Legend, Fern Gully, Life of Pi, The Fifth Element, Inception, Powder.

TV
I don't watch TV at all. I haven't in about 10 years, but whenever there's an ultra-hyped show that everyone says is amazing I'll usually download it.

Music
The xx, Ed Sheeran, Disney music, Ellie Goulding, Alex Clare, Christina Perri (I know her irl!), Daft Punk, The Glitch Mob, One Republic, Walk Off the Earth, RHCP, Noisia, The Cataracs, Katy Perry, Blackmill, Knife Party, Sara Bareilles, Breathe Carolina, Tove Lo, Excision, The Crystal Method. Also really love classical music (Vitamin String Quartet anyone?).

Food
I work across the street from Pier 39 right now, where there's a vast array of amazing different foods and yet I still walk over a mile to Chipotle almost every day. I really like Chipotle dammit.

It's burrito o'clock somewhere.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4 am - I get so much done in the middle of the night it's not even funny. No interruptions, no distractions, just pure, unaltered, silence.

The interwebternets - Without this I would be a broke mofo.

Creativity - I'm an artist, this is my life-force. It drives everything I do.

Coffee - I just bought some Black Blood of the Earth and it's amazing. Look it up if you're a coffee fanatic.

Knowledge - I'm kind of an information sponge, and really enjoy learning new things.

Travel - I want to see the entire world, all of it. Message me with amazing places you've been to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stuff works.

Inventing things.

Debunking conspiracy theories with science. (It's kind of a hobby of mine; weird)

What new places I should go to this weekend.

Who is coming with me to said new place this weekend. (Hint: It should be you)

OMG FOOD.

Marketing.

Painting.

Sex.

Drones. (I have one. It's pretty rad)

Fonts. (I'm a Fontophile. There is nothing sexier than good use of fonts)

Ya' know, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working on some surgical or corporate animation, then I like to hit up a new bar or pub or restaurant. Since I work out in SF most of the time, it's easy to enjoy new places every night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I competitively play DanceDanceRevolution (ITG2). Here's me playing a pretty damn hard song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIOZ-mFhT38

If by some off-chance impossibility you actually find this attractive, you should immediately seek mental help and/or message me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't.