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darkshdz

30 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My dad once told me, "It is better to be thought a fool and remain silent...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" Unfortunately it stuck. Since then I've been terminally shy.......I have friends...just no girlfriend....well so much for silence.

I have my own place in Mar Vista (and no I don't live with my parents before you start to wonder)....I work in a high end florist shop & I get to play with pretty flowers...and wear whatever I want to work...no uniform, no suit & tie. Now I just need to find a girl who likes pretty flowers.

Yes I work, no I'm not a dead-beat...I get bills, I pay em. It comes with being a responsible adult.

I'm a comic book fan ( the nerd in me screams GRAPHIC NOVEL ENTHUSIAST!) currently reading "Grimm's Fairy Tales- Myths & Legends"....but have read other books beyond count.

I'm also an all around gamer(from board games to card games, to video games )and I'll play anything with ninjas, zombies, or war in it...
Here's some of the board games I play: Zombies, Munchkin, Wonderland...just to name a few...then theres video games:
From Ninja Gaiden, Resident Evil, & Halo to Batman (arkham asylum & city) to anything with Spiderman (one of my favorite super heroes) right up to Rockband (my friends got me hooked and slowly turned me into a real drummer....complete with a real drum set).

I'm an insomniac & have been one for years but I prefer the term nocturnal.

I'm a southpaw.....yeah and I don't smear my ink or pencil when I write, either!

Sure there is a lot more I could say about myself...like how I occasionally like to draw....or the cuter I find a girl (and I find many girls way cute), the worse my tongue just seems to stick to the floor of my mouth (it always has, now ain't that a bitch)...but in any case I'm done self summarizing with this....long story short, I'm something of a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wondering what the fuck I'm even doing on this site, aside from that...

Visiting my family every so often to let them know I'm okay, not dead in a ditch somewhere...and that I still love them...(yes family is important to me, always has been & always will be).

I love: Gardening and making stuff grow (right now I've got blackberries, an orange tree, a young grapevine & few other things), it's an excuse for me to play in the dirt and get good an' dirty....

Occasionally fixing things (my dad is an engineer so he passed on his love of fixing/improving things around the home to me), working with my hands.

Looking for a special someone...although at times I wonder if there is someone out there for me... or not......whatever.

I love to go hiking, camping, fishing, playing in the ocean....all sorts of stuff along those lines....anything outdoorsy really. My dad taught me to survive in the wilderness, not that I want to
but I could. Go survival training! So because of him I have a healthy appreciation of the simple things in life.

&
In between all the fun stuff I work...5 days a week, in a relatively fun job, in an easy atmosphere... I don't have to be P.C., or dress up 'nice', I can be my jolly self...bad jokes & all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling ( I taught myself), playing the drums (again self taught), breaking drum sticks (it's better than therapy and less costly), critiquing movies, playing video games,board games,card games, re-inflating my ego (should the need ever arise), and making people smile & laugh...just don't ask me to do all this stuff at once....I mean I can but I really don't want to....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The t-shirts I wear, the majority of them saying horrible/offensive yet really funny stuff, like "My parents said I could be anything so I became an asshole." The funny thing is my parents gave me that one...I often wonder if they're trying to tell me something....go figure. Anyway, these shirts have sayings like that or they have really bad pictures like Kermit the frog being dissected by Bunsen & Beeker (it's my adult love of Sesame St.) What can I say other than I'm a fan of T-Shirt hell.com...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: I've read the Harry Potter collection, Lord of the Rings, An Unfortunate Series of Events saga, The Exorcist, Legion,The Phule series (by Robert Asprin), Jurassic Park, Timeline, The Night Angel trilogy, the Ice & Fire series, Grimm's Fairy Tales & Tales from Wonderland (graphic novels....ok, ok, comics) series, Marvel Zombies (more comics), the occasional Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Clive Barker, Thomas Harris book, Resident Evil series (yeah that's right, more zombies & based on the games)....Ender's Game, the Zombie Survival Guide (handbook & graphic novel), & Tales from the Dark Tower (vampire stories) just to name a few... well...that's enough books, I mean there are so many. I'd read more but there aren't enough hours in the day.

Movies:....again so many it's endless... Anything with zombies, I'm a big fan of horror in general. Cartoons (from the looney tunes to stuff like Hoodwinked), Almost any of the Marvel movies (although I still say Ben Affleck is not Daredevil, I'll believe in Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern first, even though I liked both of those movies......what a dorky thing to say....wow.), but I find a special kinship with Capt. America/SpiderMan.

Any movie that's funny, Back to the Future series, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the originals before George Lucas started mutilating them & the dumb argument of who shot first Han or Greedo... Greedo never fired!!! Once again... wow... REALLY dorky. ) And the occasional heartwarming movie or tear jerker... (cough..cough...Moulin Rouge...cough...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...cough.)

Music: This list could go on forever so here's the short version...Sublime, Weezer, Mettalica, Beatles, some Johnny Cash, Stevie Ray Vaughn, AC/DC...Lots of Rock (classic and current), Social Distortion, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Richard Cheese, the Moonlight Sonata, The Acro-Brats "Day late, Dollar Short", Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Crowes, and a bunch more.....

Food: Oh no I ran out of room to talk about food...No room for food then....I guess I don't eat....awww shit and I was hungry too....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My senses (like my spider sense IT KEEPS ME OUT OF TROUBLE, my sense of style, humor, and the taste touch sight smell hearing thing(s)....)

2. Money, I want to do without it, but when's that really gonna happen?

3. My video games...I love them...I even tell them that. I'm still waiting to hear them say it back to me though.....I can wait...still waiting....any time now....(exasperated sigh)...oh well...maybe tomorrow.

4. Air. I built this nasty habit of breathing..in & out, all day, 24/7... I swear I will break this addiction some day.....

5. Family (friends are included in this category so I don't even intend to list them...aww shit...I will. Friends.)

6. books & comics...I'm still a kid at heart, and it ain't changing any time soon.

7. Yeah that's right I said 7... Lucky 7....my Stan Lee autographed Converse All Stars...as far as I know the only pair in existence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are a lot of girls attracted to some asshole guys? It's a fact! I've seen/heard/read it on multiple occasions. It doesn't make any sense to me...never has.

Paying my bills, of course....I like having my own place.

Wondering why guys have to make the first move...why can't girls do it?...I think that's awesome when they do...but they don't.

Where is the girl who would happily break this stereotype?

Come to think of it I spend too much time thinking....I don't think I can stop. There I go again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stalking the LA rooftops, dressed up in costume (no body armor, don't need it), just waiting to pounce on unsuspecting criminals from the shadows and disappear just as quickly....it's just something I do for fun, everybody needs a hobby....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really the head of the Stone Masons, the Illuminati, the Patriots, The M-I team, The Ninja Assassins Guild and Zombie Pacification Squad & a full time superhero...but aside from that....and in all seriousness.

I have a rubber band ball that weighs more than 40 lbs...made entirely out of rubber bands right to the core....

I once played a game of Mancala, backgammon, chess, and Magic all at the same time against 4 different people...and won all 4!

I'm a hopeless/helpless romantic with delusions that chivalry still exists (it does, I'm living proof)... &....

I enjoy girls who can make me blush....go ahead and try apparently it's easy from what I hear.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are honest.
You like what you have seen/read.
You like pretty flowers.
Ya wanna laugh or hear a joke (I know too many for my own good, it's a defense mechanism) maybe see a movie, play some video games, discuss comics/books, ask me why I have a 40 lb. rubber band ball.......