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darkside86

23 / M / straight / Single

Spring, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English

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I am Funny, goofy, and witty.

My Self-Summary

hm, I don't really enjoy talking about my self much. I'd much rather hear about you but if you must know something about me:

I'm a fun, laid back sort of guy. I can have fun doing almost anything. I love to make people laugh and I love playful arguments. I have a real talent for listening to what other people and then twisting it to fit whatever joke I'm telling at the time.

I work out three times a week but I cant ever seem to get a decent picture. What is actually good bulk looks like bad bulk in almost every photo so I don't take very many pictures (yeah, I know I'm kinda vail like that)

I love most things supernatural (the CW show included) including ghosts, zombies and vampires. I'm a bit of a geek when it come to vampires in movies and TV. I absolutly hate it when shows go screwing around with the lore. I.E. I hate "Twilight" (vampire are not supposed to sparkle when in sunlight) but I like "Underworld"

What I’m doing with my life

I'm working on an engineering degree at lone star college. I'm not the best student in the world but I do okay. I work part time as an electronics tutor at the school. It's a pretty great job. I get to meet some neat people and it really fun when they blow something up.

I’m really good at

I'm absolutely awesome at making people laugh. I'm a pretty good cook, a kick ass tutor. I'm not half bad with computers. Arguing, however, is my real passion. I love debating pointless things like vampires and movies.

The first things people usually notice about me

my sense of humor. I'm usually telling a joke so that's how I've met most of my friends.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

For books, I like the usualls, Harry potter, Steven King, etc. I love most anything sci-fi and of course vampires. if you want specifics you can just ask me.
as for movies/TV I like horror mostly. My favorite movie is Silent Hill though I've never played the game to completion (it's kinda creepy) and I never miss an episode of Supernatural.

I love alternitive/punk rock. Bowling for soup is the greatest band in existence.

The six things I could never do without

Food
Water
Oxygen
Shelter
Sleep
Gadgets

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Stuff. Seriously, Stuff is everywhere. Always too much, never enough. You always have to worry about where to get more, what to do with excess. what your neighbor is going to do with his. Stuff is always on my mind!

On a typical Friday night I am

Surfing the interwebs or watchin tv. now if ou want to know about my saturday nights. . .That's a different story.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I can't do long division. it just never clicked with me. thank god for calculators.

You should message me if

you exist. seriously, if you're even reading this you should message me. I love meeting new people.