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20 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
More than anything...I just want someone to hold hands with, smile when I call them beautiful, listen to my dumb jokes. To feel valued and to make someone else feel valued. Someone who will go on long walks with me, try random restaurants, shop as thrifts stores and antique malls. Listen to music and fall asleep with.

"I felt like destroying something beautiful," -Fight Club
"Destruction is a form of creation," -Donnie Darko

I'm a writer. Fantasy, a world of four continents and 16 different cultures and civilizations. I write SciFi, from mechanized space suits fighting amongst the stars, to the demise of the US at the hands of a corporate take over. Also the Android of No Name, consuming all humans to comprehend his conclusion programming and the last nuclear missile on earth striking a 400 year post-apocolyptic agrarian New York City.

I go to PSU, majoring in history. I am particularly interested in Asia, Middle East, and South America. The third world as their called otherwise known as "Where America had successful Cold War coups." Also minoring in Farsi as I am half-Iranian, as if its necessary to have a reason.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to write a dissertation on "vandalism," specifically desk writing.

I volunteer a lot with young children with events such as Little Vikings and being a mentor at Alder Elementary, which has the highest rate of poverty in Oregon.

Otherwise I am working on my own private writing outside of school. The Broken Dawn Series, Dead Star Series, Seven Planets War, The Womb of Eden, The Seventh Mask, and my latest one Return to Me. If you're really interested ask away, not many people have ever given an interest.
I’m really good at
Being ignored on this site?

Finding the humor in life :)

I'm very objective, I'm willing to look at things from multiple viewpoints and most importantly not take a solid objective side.
The first things people usually notice about me
My size of course, I never notice it until I see pictures!

Then how friendly and comedic I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Last of Us, Dead Space, Dark Souls, Animal Crossing, Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Mario, Modern Warfare 2, Infamous, Shadow of Colossus, Kingdom Hearts, Tenkaichi 3.

Miyazaki movies. Lord of the Rings

Seinfeld. New girl. Arrested Development, Office, Always Sunny, American Horror Story, Archer, American Dad, Jericho, Firefly, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones.

Immortal Technique, Wu Tang, Blue Scholars, Common Market, Unknown Prophets, Atmosphere, Fort Minor, X Ambassadors, Cunninglynguists, Little Brother, T8CH N9NE, Kanye West, 9th Wonder, Kaze, Syck Symphonies.

Edible food? Sushi and thai are my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, had to get one semantic in there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more like Ron Swanson.

How baller it is that Orcas can drown Great White Sharks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking Earth back from aliens.

Out with friends! Or playing basketball at PSU.

Getting pissed off about Operation Ajax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Idris Elba is the black man I've always wanted to be.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to talk! I don't mind the "hey what's up messages."

Hit me up if you want to talk. I've spent too much time trying to talk to people who aren't interested :)