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darrylorr

36 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short, bald, and clinically depressed probably.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tell jokes for half my living but I am a Canadian entertainer and therefore completely anonymous. I cook at a vegan restaurant as my other half of my work. I think nobody there likes me. I can cook really well but I am grumpy while I do it. I also play saxophone though not much any more as I played jazz and nobody likes jazz.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The three things I just mentioned.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If there is anyone else in the room they don't notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read much anymore.I favorite food changes a lot but I'll eat anything except bugs and tofu. Also if can't guess my favorite music you aren't actually reading this because you couldn't get past the shortness and the baldness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not being homeless times six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just trying to stay positive, ya know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing stand up or working in a restaurant. Or I dunno why are Fridays so special? Chill out about Fridays already.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bald.
You should message me if
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If you read all this you must just like reading.