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29 East Brunswick, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 8
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm cheerful, sarcastic, and inappropriate, and I promise your parents will really really like me.

Also I like to design/build/create/explode.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world as an industrial designer designing upcycled products! But still thinking about going back to school to be a velociraptor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guesstimating how level something is, how much it weighs, and how centered it is.

Also, Super Smash Bros.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks and how much I enjoy a good round of cursing.

Also, I'm hecka gangsta.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading: A Game of Thrones, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, and Cryptonomicon. I know, three books at a time, I like to live dangerously.

Movies: Big Fish, V for Vendetta, The Fountain, Fight Club, The Lion King, Garden State, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Wet Hot American Summer, Wes Anderson movies

TV: L O S T, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, The Office, Community, 30Rock, Parks and Recreation.

Musics: Passion Pit, M83, Daft Punk, Miike Snow, The Shins, Queen, go! team, Beatles, CSS, muse, MGMT, Ben Folds, of montreal, Stars, , Matt & Kim, Postal Service, Feist, Smashing Pumpkins, Caravan Palace, Mika, Lady Gaga

Food: I particularly like crunchy+spicy foods. Though I wouldn't say no to a lifetime supply of pepperoni subs from Tastee's in Piscataway.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-all my pals
-cars and motorcycles
-sunny days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many fun I could be having if I didn't have to pretend to be an adult sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Gran Turismo, eating chili, and drinking good beer or whiskey with my pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I worry sometimes that I'm not as witty as I probably am.
You should message me if
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If you're snarky and sarcastic and inappropriate!

And if you'd like to sing a duet with me.