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darthmallory

25 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Cedar Falls, Iowa

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5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Skinny
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New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish

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I am quirky, random, and curious.

My Self-Summary

i hate winter, love puppies, am too lazy to use capital letters, have a problem with procrastination, am addicted to music and movies, and am really easily amused. also i like the name steve. i loved nerds before it was trendy to love nerds.

What I’m doing with my life

not much. going to school at the university of northern iowa. supposedly i'm going to be a history teacher or some such thing.

I’m really good at

i'm good at procrastinating, imitating lightning, baton twirling, predicting the future, squishing quesadillas, typing and writing fast, doing cartweels both directions, slicing peppers...and i would LIKE to think i have a way with words. also - getting knots out. [i'm stealing that, but it is true.]

The first things people usually notice about me

you'd have to ask them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

i love to read but i'm kind of picky about my material. my favorite author is alex garland, i tend to enjoy biographies, other favorite books include the virgin suicides, perks of being a wallflower and the great gatsby.

favorite movies - Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Star Wars, Before Sunrise, Amelie, Clue, X-Men, Dick, That Thing You Do!, Sin City, Rebel Without a Cause, Napoleon Dynamite, Saved!, Lord of the Rings, Ghost World, Office Space, Reality Bites, Moulin Rouge, Father of the Bride, Almost Famous, Fight Club, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Little Miss Sunshine, The Cutting Edge, The Talented Mr. Ripley, About A Boy, Love Actually

favorite music - Brand New, Nightmare of You, Head Automatica, Straylight Run, Taking Back Sunday, Hidden In Plain View, Rilo Kiley, Say Anything, Jacks Mannequin, The Spill Canvas, Tilly and the Wall, Sufjan Stevens, CSS, Jimmy Eat World, Armor For Sleep, The Early November, Muse, The Honorary Title, AFI, The Postal Service, Snow Patrol, Stars, Paramore, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, We Are Scientists, Hellogoodbye, Imogen Heap, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Academy Is..., Circa Survive, Mandy Moore, Jamisonparker, The Cure, M.I.A., Motion City Soundtrack, The Faint, The Hush Sound, Backstreet Boys, Something Corporate, Panic! At The Disco, The New Pornographers, Christina Aguilera, The Format, Lola Ray, Men, Women & Children

The six things I could never do without

diet coke, chapstick, computer, music, google, paper plates

I spend a lot of time thinking about

i spend a lot of time thinking about trivial things that don't matter to anyone but me. i also ponder what i will do when i rule the world with emily. what, me, fascist? nah.

On a typical Friday night I am

probably across the street watching a movie with a bunch of people.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

even if i may sound interesting, i'm a boring disappointment in reality. i have proof.

You should message me if

you're not annoying and you don't have a problem with randomness or sarcasm. OR if you like to have people put the word "jaundiced" in their profile. ORRRR if your name is steve.