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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Aug 31
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly non-monogamous
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a technologist, a cook, and a me. I spend a lot of time in my head and in my monitors to both good and ill effect.

Spend too much time in your head and you get self-critical but you gain understanding as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
These days I'm working as a Database Engineer, it's a fairly intense gig and has me on franky weird hours, but it's pretty good work and I can't say no to that. Anything else is pretty much filled up with trying to have a social life and playing catch up with the day's news.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computer stuff comes pretty easily to me, though I do write some here and there. Mostly rather silly fiction stuff these days, I've been.

To expand? Uh, programming and diagnostics are the best points.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
These days? The beard, as it can get out of hand and remind people of Alan Moore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of Thrones, Storm of Swords, Feast of Crows, Clash of Kings, Just about every redwall book, American Gods, Snowcrash, Diamond Age, House of M, Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Spring Dawning, The Legends Trilogy, The Wind Singer, Swords of the Master, Firesong, To Light a Candle, The Council Wars Series, The Silent Warrior, njal's Saga, Sandman, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Battle Pope, Buffy Season 8, Firefly: Those Left Behind


Star Wars Episodes IV-VI, Star Trek I-IV and IV, Serenity, Casablanca, Fifth Element, Run Lulu Run, Labyrinth, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Muppet Treasure Island, Kill Bill Vol 1+2, Stargate, Stargate: Continuum, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Gone in 60 Seconds (2000), Oceans 11-13


Nightwish, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, Blind Guardian, Lordi, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Korpiklaani, Finntroll, In Extremo, Schlemish, Edguy, Iron Maiden, Dio, Rhapsody of Fire, Sonata Arctica, Withered (The Icelandic Band, not the US one), Kamelot, The Who, The Greatful Dead, Omnia, Faun, Blackmore's Night, Dragon Ritual Drummers, Mastodon, Amon Arth, The Sword, Voltaire, The Tossers, Enter the Haggis, Flogging Molly, Helloween, Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, Elvenking, Tyr, Turisas, Sigur Ros, The Decemberists, The Flaming Lips, Wilco, Norther, Arch Enemy, Slayer, Falkenbach, Falconer, Cruachan, Alestorm, Epica, Alice In Chains, Rammstein, Mogwai, Firey Furnaces
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop, my phones, external hard drive, my bag, my car, and a reliable internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably about some recipe I might want to try during an upcoming weekend. I cook. Or some dorky thing that I'm going over in too much detail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Goofing off with some friends about town, or probably settled in watching some netflix. Realistically these days? Muddled over some chili and videogames.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly, can't believe how melodramatic this profile used to be.
You should message me if
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Looking to talk, no matter the topic.

That or you've got a good secret method for breaking in Doc Martens fast.