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28 F Amherst, MA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:24pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've just gone back to school for the semester, and that's been mostly a good time so far.

I'm bookish and gullible. My sense of humor is dry and sarcastic but I'm horrible at making fun of people. I believe family is what you make it. I'm nurturing and loving, but I also have a quick temper. The movie Dogma changed my life. I knit. I sculpt. Sometimes I go to bars and read. Lately I go to bars and do homework. I've performed stand-up comedy in small venues in MA and CT, which sometimes I even got paid for.

I love people, with all of their quirks and strange or amazing behaviors. At this point in my life, I'm really just trying to have the best time that I can with the most interesting people I can find. Right now I'm looking for happy, self-assured, affectionate persons to laugh/hang out with/make passionate wild love to. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Homework :)

Also, I'm not saying I'm Batman, but we've never been seen in the same room.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping an even tension while knitting.
Wasting an entire day reading.
Keeping my temper/telling people off (whichever is more appropriate)
Scrambling eggs.
Being distracted.
Making people laugh.
Making conversation with anyone.
Mind control.
Flipping pancakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, because they're doe-like and the color of sea glass, or my swagger, because its gangster.

More realistically, it's probably my hair at this point, because its platinum blonde and shines like the sun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Post apocalyptic/dystopic fiction, like the Hunger Games, Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse, Delirium, and Under The Dome. Right now, I'm slogging my way through A Song Of Ice And Fire, which is excellent, with pit stops for Southern Vampire Mysteries.

All things Whedon, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Game of Theones, True Blood, Newsroom... Downton Abbey? Sure, that'll do.

The Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Death to Smoochy, Return to Oz, the Mission Impossible, James Bond, Die Hard and Transformers franchises, Shoot 'Em Up, V For Vendetta, Hanna, all of the Pixar movies... There are tons more.

Rock music, some hip-hop, some pop... But I mostly listen to NPR- This American Life and Radiolab are my favorites. I'm also a huge fan of's tv podcasts.

It's easier to say that I don't care for Indian, or Thai, or calamari... I'll pretty much eat anything else. Love sushi, love fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access, Yoga pants, my sense of humor, my car, a hot cuppa, pack o' smokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What life would be like after zombies. Who would win in a fight between Zoe Washburn, Hermione Granger and Katniss Everdeen. How to make the jokes in my head work during stand-up. Sex. How much gas is in my tank. How trees are really just big plants, and what if giants picked them to decorate their giant homes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Once upon a time it was dancing my ass off, with whiskey in hand. I love to dance. Ideally, you should too. Life's too short to spend with a partner that refuses to dance with me. That said, it's mostly quiet nights at home these days, which I enjoy just as much.
You should message me if
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You love to laugh, nerd out easily, like to drink in the middle of the week, like a girl with some meat on her, and would rather watch mythbusters than college ball.