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darwinsriddle

31 Southampton, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking tea, rolling my eyes expressively in contempt or exasperation, chess and talking to cats and making it look like they're obeying my commands when I'm actually just predicting what they're going to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Allegedly I resemble an anime villain. Ironically I'm more of a protagonist really and have never crashed a moon into the planet, stolen the sacred crystals or suchnot.

I look younger than I am. I'm thinking of growing a big socialist beard, but I'm not sure the world is ready for that. When and if I go bald, my bald style icon shall be Patrick Stewart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Siddhartha, The Brothers Karamazov, Notes from the Underground, Dubliners, Fathers and Sons, Gormenghast, The Count of Monte Cristo, Biggles Shafts the Wehrmacht

Films: The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, Titus Andronicus, Flash Gordon, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Forbidden Planet, The Royal Tenenbaums, I love bad fantasy films

Sherlock is really, really good. I also like Brass Eye, Darkplace, Blackadder, Dr Who, Peep Show, Star Trek: TNG, various documentaries and so forth.

Music: Nine Inch Nails, David Bowie, Radiohead, Boards of Canada, The Velvet Underground, The Smashing Pumpkins, Ayreon, Laibach, Cabaret Voltaire, Gesaffelstein, I'm basically constantly listening to music,

Food: Eight cups of tea a day supplemented with meals

My favourite words are: Cornucopia, Copulating, Lackadaisical and Verisimilitude. I try and use them in conversation as much as possible even when they don't really fit and will love you forever if you make me a sentence that uses all four.

Also, the word 'Echolalia'. That's really good too and should be used more often.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Music that soars and provides reasons to grin like a madman whilst waiting for the tube.
* The £4.99 red wine. Actually I'm not an alchy or anything, but I would like you to know that I like it
* Bassets soft and chewy vitamins A, B, C and E. Apparently D comes from the Sun, so don't waste any money on that.
* Depressing Russian classics with a nihilistic anti-hero. I think I'm actually running out of them.
* A compass, and a half remembered idea of where things are from viewing it on Google Earth. My phone is so bad it doesn't even have a calculator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which academic subject is most similar to 'Wizardry'. Economics is clearly 'The Black Arts', the rest eludes me though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching YouTube videos of Christopher Hitchens beating people up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My favourite historical crush is a tie between Ada Lovelace and Simone Weil. My favourite fictional crush is Margot Tenenbaum.
You should message me if
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If you like cats an unreasonable amount.

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