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  • Ages 26–38
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My details

Last online
Jul 3
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I grew up thinking i would be a professional musician, and i was until touring became unsatisfying. After that I stumbled into a happy career running a studio and producing local bands.
As for hobbies, I play football and basketball, grow bismuth crystals in my kitchen, write songs, and do comedy stuff from time to time, either standup or making video sketches. I also volunteer as a literacy tutor.

Im very close to my family, and my brother is my best friend. I love myself and i always try to act like it though sometimes i buy pringles. I never ask anyone out on dates, and mostly look at okcupid to remind myself that loneliness is universal.

Im fairly shy though most people cant tell. I have a bald spot and a cat. I like strange people, and funny people. I was raised to treat women respectfully. My friend expects people to be good and she is constantly disappointed, I usually expect people to be selfish and petty and im constantly delighted when they are not. We argue over which one of us is the optimist.

this is my sense of humor:
this is my sense of humor in saga form:
What I’m doing with my life
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Over the last four years i've been focused, professionally at least, on building my recording studio and becoming a better engineer and producer. I love my job- it's a great blend of art, math, psychology.... i could go on and on.

And, of course, trying not to let being an adult baby interfere with my LARPing career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Narrative, Momentum, Strategy, Wordplay, Tuning drums, football (cornerback).

Getting to the heart of the problem, listening, enjoying the moment.

I'm good at using analogy. Not so good at spelling. Won a bunch of modesty contests.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a very calm demeanor. I laugh a lot. I've been told I ask good questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mark Twain, TC Boyle, Malcolm Gladwell, Pride and Prejudice is maybe one of the funniest things of all time. Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norell, Middlesex, a Confederacy of Dunces. I read a lot. You read too? So do I! What are you reading? Dating is so easy.

Arrested Development is still great on the 4th viewing, The Simpsons is a miracle through the 10th season, Sopranos, 30 rock, Futurama, RuPaul's Drag Race, Friday Night Lights. The 4th season of the Wire is possibly the best single season of any show ever.

Movies: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Let the Right One in. I didnt think i liked Melancholia then I ended up thinking about it for a week, unlike the Batman movies where I'm blown away in the theater and leave with nothing. Tim Burton. I'm way more forgiving on plot/dialog- if a movie looks amazing, i'm just going to think of it as a rolling painting. Hence, I'm the only person I knew that liked Prometheus.

Beatles, Talking heads, Nirvana, Neptunes, Timbaland, Rick Rubin, US Maple, The-Dream, Madonna, Jay-z, Led Zepplin, Matador records in the 90's, Wu-tang.

I dont like the rolling stones because i think all their songs sound the same, but i love t. rex and jesus and mary chain for the same reason. I usually get obsessed with a few songs at a time then listen them over and over and over again.

I spend an abnormal amount of time listening to the bands I record so i'm usually biased towards them: wye oak, lower dens, horse lords, wildhoney, bosley, small sur oh hang, soul cannon, sweepstakes, ect.

I love to eat! Thai, Indian, Burgers, a really good peach, tunafish, coffee, turkish pizza, pizza pizza; it goes on and on and on. In the kitchen my egg game is ridiculous. I am carnivorous. I love great beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Getting my head scratched

a royer 121

my brother

a crockpot

my beloved Baltimore Ravens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
compression, reverb, defensive football strategy, the wording of things, crosswords. why cats wont look in a mirror. I have a lot of things i get obsessed with for a few months at a time then forget about altogether. The last two were particle physics and the Comanche Indians.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
yoga, pasta
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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To strangers? Nothing, that what privacy is doy!
You should message me if
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You are a physicist.