I'm an adventurous chap with a huge personality. I'm a lot to handle, but I'm totally worth it. Really what it all comes down to is that I know myself and act accordingly. I am always up for anything. Lots of fun. Intelektchual. Sarcastic to a fault. I like sex. Ok! I love sex. Whatever. Goofy and comical. I'm a bit of a nerd. Also, I have lots of piercings and I love them.

I refuse to be unhappy and I am always doing something. Procrastination is a sin, and I am a sinner. However I am on time for everything. I hate being late for things more than almost anything else. It's kind of annoying, but mostly just to me.

I am a very good cook and I love to cook. I am living with my fraternity brothers in their fabulous apartment. It's a good time.

I'm never going to change.

I am currently going to school at IU. I'm a Gender Studies major thinking about picking up a double in Sociology and a minor in Communications and Cultures. I really enjoy my studies. I want to be a professor someday.

I'm usually chillin with friends. Partying. I do a lot with my fraternity.

Laughing. Being ridiculous. Being completely uninhibited.

My eyes. Or my swagger. Both?

Books: 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, An Actor Prepares, The Bedwetter, and any David Sedaris.

Movies: Memento, Velvet Goldmine, Eating Out, Inception, The Birdcage, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Billy Elliot, Moonstruck, Kinsey, Dreamgirls, Chicago, Baby Mama, Juno, 11:14, Batman: The Dark Knight, Spring Breakdown, Nine, & Space Chimps.

Music: Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Eminem, Katy Perry, Dj Earworm, Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears, The Killers, Allister, Hellogoodbye, The Mountain Goats, Mickey Avalon, Billy Talent, Cobra Starship, Cher, Snow Patrol, Lil Wayne, Paramore, VNV Nation, Sonata Arctica, Skrillex, & Benny Benassi. Also, other stuff.

TV: 30 rock, Malcolm in the middle, that 70s show, 3rd rock from the sun, Saturday night live, always sunny, how I met your mother, dexter, weeds

Food: I like all food. I don't eat chicken. I love to cook.

1. My phone
2. Cigarettes
3. Orange juice
4. Awkward situations
5. School
6. Tina Fey

Glitter. Everything else.

I spend a way too much time thinking about comedy - watching and analyzing situation comedies, comedic memoirs, and stand up sets.

Gender issues really get me excited too. I get really geeky about it. I love thinking about society and culture and how they relate to each other.

Partying with my bros, hags, and/or stag. Tryin to not get into too much trouble, but makin sure I get into enough.

I has a sign made for my apartment reading "no scatplay". I will go to ridiculous lengths to make myself laugh including making custom signs.

I'm bored. Just do it already. You know you want to. Really if I just like to have a wonderful time as much as I can. If you value having a good time, I'm your guy.