Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I insist on enjoying my life. I try not to take myself too
seriously, and I have a lot of fun. That said, I am highly
ambitious, have a five year plan, and am a single father of two...
I'm a Chicagoan born and raised. I love this city. I live in
Lakeview now. I grew up and currently work in Lincoln Park. My
office is a few blocks from my parents' place, and I shamelessly
use my lunch break to raid their fridge on the regular. My family
is very important to me.
I enjoy going to concerts, checking out comedy shows, going to the
movies, watching Netflix with my cats, and dancing. Taking classes
at Second City.
Basically, I'm a total stereotype - just one of those recovering
addict, bisexual, ex-frat, cat-loving freight broker comics you're
always reading about in the news and seeing on TV.
My purpose for being on here is to date and have fun whether that
leads to a relationship that lasts a few hours, days, weeks, or
years. I'm not here to just chat. I want to meet people in real
life, have fun, make some mistakes, and have some experiences. I'm
not totally opposed to a fling, and I can't claim to have never had
a one night stand. Ultimately though, I'm looking to settle down,
get married, and have kids.
I don't have my life fully together, but I feel like I'm getting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching Netflix with my cats.
I'm actively working on building a career. I've been at my company
for over a year and really enjoy the work I do. I am in sales at a
I spend a lot of time hanging out with my friends: playing
volleyball at the beach, dancing at clubs, and getting pancakes at
I'm doing a lot of stand-up comedy. I'm hoping to get really good
at it so I can quit my day job. But actually though. That'd be
awesome! Also really stoked that my improv class is back at Piper's
I'm highly active in a recovery community, and that takes up a lot
of my time. It's totally worth it. Also, totally necessary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, making people laugh, and getting into the perfect amount
I'm also really good at my job. Public speaking. Being shameless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fargo, Kill Bill, Silence of the Lambs, Mean Girls, Heathers,
Legally Blonde, Barbarella, The Big Lebowski, When Harry Met
30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, The Office, American Dad,
The League, Friends, Daredevil, Bob's Burgers
Avicii, Billy Talent, The Mountain Goats, VNV Nation, All Time Low,
Pancakes, blue cheese burgers, fish and chips, chorizo tortas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, my watch, pancakes, Netflix, and recovery.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drop by the house to get in some QT with the cats, then out to meet
friends to dance or get pancakes or go to a meeting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a sign made for my apartment reading "no scatplay". I also
made it the name of my wifi. The dude at the store thought I was
fucking nuts as did my neighbors I can only assume, which I kinda
am! If i think something is seriously funny, I'll take it way too
I went to math camp... twice.
I've mentioned recovery a few times. Been clean over a year - I
don't drink or do drugs at all. I don't mind being around alcohol
or going to bars. I am at bars a lot for comedy. And to dance!
Would rather steer clear of drugs and going to trap houses. My
vices are cigarettes (though I'm trying to quit those with some
amount of success) and caffeine.
You should message me if
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You know you're awesome. I appreciate people who appreciate
themselves. If you're confident, then I'm confident that you should
You're smart. I'm smart too.
You're in recovery. It would be wonderful to find someone who also
has some clean time and understands my experience. Totally not
necessary. However, current users of hard drugs need not
You want to go on a date or have some fun. If you have an idea of
something fun you'd like to do with me, let me know. I'm probably
You are direct. I am.
You have a five year plan.
You wanna go halfsies on a baby. But for real though. I want to be
a dad (in 5 years).
Also, if you love cats.
Or, if you just want to! Let me know what you're looking for.
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