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23 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Hungarian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a city boy through and through. I was born and raised in Chicago, and I just moved back from college at Indiana University. I did not graduate for several reasons, but I intend to resume school some time in the near future. I was majoring in Gender Studies and minoring in both Sociology and Communications. My long-term career goal is to become a professor. However, for the time being I'm looking for work as a server. I am no dummy, and I value intelligence a great deal. I really did like school A LOT! Basically, I'm just a huge nerd when it comes to school. I am also a nerd extracurricularly. I am borderline inappropriately passionate about television comedies, Harry Potter, and Marlboro cigarettes. I am always itching to talk about these and numerous other topics at great length and in great detail. Sometimes my intellectual obsessions are problematic. I think way too much, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I am seemingly incapable of turning off the constantly running analytical part of my brain. In addition to being a regular smarty pants, I am also direct, pragmatic, sarcastic, competitive, ambitious, goofy, gregarious, whimsical, silly, caring, outgoing, independent, and empathic. These are qualities that I take pride in for myself, and I appreciate these qualities in others. I also think I have a good sense of humor. I make myself laugh anyway. I'm definitely looking for someone who can make me laugh and who I can make laugh. I am also a very curious person. I am usually down to try anything twice. If I want to know what something is like, I generally just try it rather than just sit and wonder. I could always ask people what things are like, but personal experience is more useful to me.

There are three mottos that I try to live by. The first is "Do what you gotta do." People have needs, and I believe that they should get what they need. One thing that I need a lot of is time by myself. That said, I'm a very social person and need to be around people a lot too. This is true of lots of people, but since this is a dating website it is important for me to say this. I am not looking for someone who will attach to me at the hip. That is probably the fastest way to get me to call it quits. I need my autonomy, and I need someone who also needs their autonomy. The second motto is "Believe... And none can hinder thee!" This is taken straight from my old fraternity. I have a lot of confidence in myself, and so far that has worked out pretty damn well for me. I'm the type of person who can do pretty much whatever I want when I set my mind to it. Also, I am not going to let people get between me and my goals. The last one is "Work hard, play harder." I naturally work really hard, and if I don't force myself to let loose then I'll quickly descend into insanity. I like to live as fully as possible. YOLO is so true, and so I try to live it up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being friends will Bill. We recently reunited after a few years apart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not taking myself too seriously, having fun, and thinking creatively. I am also superb at masturbation. :P
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my epic beard. I keep it well maintained, and I really like it. If a beard is a deal breaker, that's a deal breaker. I have actually turned down jobs because they said I'd have to get rid of it.

actually that i swear way too much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, anything by David Sedaris, 1984, My Horizontal Life, Catcher in the Rye, Taming of the Shrew, & Haunted.

Movies: RUBY SPARKS!!! Fargo, 10 Things I Hate About You, Memento, Velvet Goldmine, Eating Out, Inception, The Birdcage, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Billy Elliot, Moonstruck, Kinsey, Dreamgirls, Chicago, Baby Mama, Juno, Bridesmaids, Batman: The Dark Knight, Sirk's Imitation of Life, Inglorious Basterds, Fight Club, Wayne's World, No Country for Old Men, Heathers, Not Another Teen Movie, Kill Bill, & Space Chimps.

Music: Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, (<--- Both embarrassing. I think this admission could be referred to as leading with my chin.) Avicii, Anthem Lights, All Time Low, Infected Mushroom, Snow Patrol, Allister, Billy Talent, Eminem, The Mountain Goats, Wilco, & Blink 182. I really like mashups, house, EDM, pop punk, and pop; however, I am not too terribly well versed in any of them… No. I don't know that band… Sorry I'm not sorry!

TV: 30 rock, Parks and Recreation, King of the Hill, Arrested Development, South Park, American Dad, Married with Children, Will and Grace, Friends, Malcolm in the Middle, that 70s show, 3rd rock from the sun, Saturday night live, always sunny, how I met your mother, dexter, & weeds to name a few.

Food: I like all food. My three favorites are pizza, cheeseburgers, and red Thai curry. I don't eat chicken. I love to cook, and I'm good at it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My phone
2. Cigarettes
3. Orange juice
4. My fraternity brothers
5. Coffee
6. Tina Fey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

I spend a way too much time thinking about comedy - watching and analyzing situation comedies, comedic memoirs, and stand up sets.

Gender issues really get me excited too. I get really nerdy about it. I love thinking about society and culture and how they relate to each other. Also, I have a total hard on for sociology. I've heard that sociologists ruin parties, and I am totally guilty of that.

I also think about my hair a lot for some reason.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun at all costs! Trying to not get into too much trouble, but making damn sure that I get into enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a sign made for my apartment reading "no scatplay". I will go to ridiculous lengths to make myself laugh including making custom signs. The dude at the store thought I was fucking nuts, which I kinda am!
You should message me if
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you know you're awesome. I appreciate people who appreciate themselves. If you're confident, then I'm confident that you should message me.