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dasexperiment

30 Charlotte, NC Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:11am
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, German, French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, it's "das experiment" not "da sexperiment" - your reading is like a Rorschach test.

I am maintaining dual residences in the two major metro areas of NC, and travel for work, so I bounce around a bit. I am trying to find things to do besides work and fuck up my new cookware. Things, not people.

If I "like" you, it probably just means you seem like a dynamic person I'd enjoy spending/wasting time with drinking, playing cards, whatever. If there's a spark, that's cool, but not my goal here. Just trying to find some friends in this new place.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my "real" job, working on a business I started with my ex, working on creative outlets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making funny (albeit nasty) observations, baking, vocabulary, loud talking, picking the right song for the moment, the movie game, music.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm all over the place.
I have the boldness of a much younger woman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like chick lit, cultural criticism, memoirs and gender theory books. I like B movies as well as blockbuster thrillers and comedies. I like uptempo rock, hipster bullshit, and electronic music. I generally like the foods of the Asian continent (excluding Russia...sorry Russia) and jelly doughnuts. Fuck you if you don't like jelly doughnuts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cutting bangs. Home improvement projects.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My heart was last spotted somewhere near Reno, NV.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are old enough to have gotten your shithead youth out of you, but young enough that you're still a shithead sometimes. You can spell. You have a job and a place that you don't share with your mom. You like rock and roll music. You like beer and/or whiskey. You like and are kind to animals. You can fix things. You don't take anything too seriously. You don't have any type of "sculpted" facial hair. You don't feel the need to post pictures of your "enticing" parts for attention. You are not a bigot or religious zealot. You would rather drink a six pack than have your abs look like one.

OR You have no shame, and like the abuse.

OR you and your band need a kick ass guitar player or mediocre drummer.

BUT DEFINITELY NOT if you're looking for an easy lay.