Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You want a summary of me? Alright, let's do this.
I'm a fucking ditto.
I'm actually a bit of a hedonist and as such my interests are vast
and far reaching. I'm more concerned finding someone that can
handle me than I am finding someone I mesh with. I mesh with
anything I choose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finally winning my kids. I'm finishing my trade. I spend a lot
of time playing eroges and watching anime/hentai.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Metal work, layout, physics, felatio, the usual stuff.
My true skills however lie in finding the obscure. I can find
anything regardless of whether or not it actually exists.
I have a magic silver tongue and can out talk the devil. Though my
tongue can be sharp I've heard it feels like paradise.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm loud and obnoxious. I'm also very open about my weirdo
paraphilia and general sexuality.
I have fluffy hair and never seem to have clothes that count as
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
......no. I refuse. No.
Sylvia Day. Don't you judge me. Men can like that sort of thing
I watch anime.
I play jrpgs, gal games, and things my kids bring me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4) chocolate milk
5) beefcake/cheesecake types
6)my fur blanky
Not in any particular order but numbered for convenience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a terrifying place to those unaccustomed to its environs
. I'm rather lecherous and oddly philosophical. I also write
sometimes, albeit poorly. I spend my commute contemplating the
sexual orientation of attractive men and the style and colour of a
ladies panties. I spend my alone time contemplating existence like
every other person ever..
I frequently discuss, often in silence, the amazing nature of
cephalopods. I also imagine what life on titan and europa might
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Three out of four Fridays I'm failing at being sufficiently
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use the eight pointed star of chaos to represent my
I'm actually a lot more mature and responsible than I tell people I
am. I get grumpy when people notice I'm actually a decent person
and not the amoral scumbag I claim to be.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a factoid that you treasure
You don't mind telling me about your panties
You just need to talk because you're fucking lonely like everyone
else in the world.
You're a chesty young nerd girl.
Likewise if you have trouble using your words or telling people no
or think the silent treatment is somehow a viable form of
communication don't bother. I don't have the lifespan for that
I honestly probably need a 24/7 sexting partner with as few squicks
as possible because I have a serious libido problem I'm not sure I
want to acknowledge yet.
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