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dastan_irl

23 M Calgary, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:02pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm just a hermit otaku looking for somepony to share my deviations with. I follow the teachings of both Slaanesh and Tzeentch. I work as a second year tinsmith. I come off as disrespectful a lot of the time. I don't try to be, I'm just sharing my interests. Not my fault the thought of vanilla makes me gag.
What I’m doing with my life
I'd like to say I'm living it but that might be using those words a little too loosely. I'm working and devoting my free time to my kids or anime if they happen to be at their mother's.
I’m really good at
Metal work, layout, physics, felatio, the usual stuff.
My true skills however lie in finding the obscure. I can find anything regardless of whether or not it actually exists.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hard to tell. I hope most people notice that I'm a dashing rogue who doesn't afraid of anything.

I lost a good portion of my face as a child so I have a twitch and my smile pulls
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I spend a lot of time reading but I don't really have a favourite book or even a favourite author.
I have a crunchyroll account and my queue is getting overwhelming. I guess the monogatari set is probably my favourite. Or furi kuri.
The six things I could never do without
1)Pie
2) panties
3)pink things
4) chocolate milk
5) beefcake/cheesecake types
6)my fur blanky
Not in any particular order but numbered for convenience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mind is a terrifying place to those unaccustomed to its environs . I'm rather lecherous and oddly philosophical. I also write sometimes, albeit poorly. I spend my commute contemplating the sexual orientation of attractive men and the style and colour of a ladies panties. I spend my alone time contemplating existence like every other person ever..
I frequently discuss, often in silence, the amazing nature of cephalopods. I also imagine what life on titan and europa might look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Three out of four Fridays I'm failing at being sufficiently omnipresent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Kalindra Chan or Charlie Somik chan. Both are so beautiful. If only I could find a woman like that.

I use the eight pointed star of chaos to represent my sexuality.

I'm actually a lot more mature and responsible than I tell people I am.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have a factoid that you treasure
Or
You don't mind telling me about your panties
Or
You just need to talk because you're fucking lonely like everyone else in the world.