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dastan_irl

23 M Calgary, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My self summary... I don't know. I'm pretty complicated.

I'm kind of random and I don't really care for social precepts. I live by a very strict moral code but it's kind of complicated and most people think I just do whatever makes me sticky. I tend to be rather direct and can get pretty single minded. I believe in the constant acquisition of knowledge. I enjoy teaching and learning though my field of expertise is rather arbitrary. I'm a nerd and an Otaku. Not a weeaboo. They're different dammit. I'm kinda of weird in a lot of ways. If I like you I tend to like you a lot but if I don't like you I tend to just be indifferent. I don't hate anyone. It's just not my thing.
I don't sweat the small stuff and I don't stress about things I can't control.

I suppose I'm roughly one in seven billion.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm finally winning my kids. I'm finishing my trade. I spend a lot of time playing eroges and watching anime/hentai.
I’m really good at
Metal work, layout, physics, felatio, the usual stuff.
My true skills however lie in finding the obscure. I can find anything regardless of whether or not it actually exists.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hard to tell. I hope most people notice that I'm a dashing rogue who doesn't afraid of anything.

I lost a good portion of my face as a child so I have a twitch and my smile pulls

Honestly though I look like a hood from the '90s with fluffy hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
......no. I refuse. No.
.....
......
Sylvia Day. Don't you judge me. Men can like that sort of thing too.
I'm just now watching supernatural and loving it.
I'm working on Gurren laggen while I wait for tonari no seki kun and moar rwby.
I'm playing chaos head. Incase that's your thing.
The six things I could never do without
1)Pie
2) panties
3)pink things
4) chocolate milk
5) beefcake/cheesecake types
6)my fur blanky
Not in any particular order but numbered for convenience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mind is a terrifying place to those unaccustomed to its environs . I'm rather lecherous and oddly philosophical. I also write sometimes, albeit poorly. I spend my commute contemplating the sexual orientation of attractive men and the style and colour of a ladies panties. I spend my alone time contemplating existence like every other person ever..
I frequently discuss, often in silence, the amazing nature of cephalopods. I also imagine what life on titan and europa might look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Three out of four Fridays I'm failing at being sufficiently omnipresent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Kalindra Chan or Charlie Somik chan. Both are so beautiful. If only I could find a woman like that.

I use the eight pointed star of chaos to represent my sexuality.

I'm actually a lot more mature and responsible than I tell people I am. I get grumpy when people notice I'm actually a decent person and not the amoral scumbag I claim to be.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have a factoid that you treasure
Or
You don't mind telling me about your panties
Or
You just need to talk because you're fucking lonely like everyone else in the world.
Or
You're a chesty young nerd girl.

Likewise if you have trouble using your words or telling people no or think the silent treatment is somehow a viable form of communication don't bother. I don't have the lifespan for that bullshit.