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24 Calgary, Alberta, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a fucking ditto.
But enthusiastic.
I'm actually a bit of a hedonist and as such my interests are vast and far reaching. I'm more concerned finding someone that can handle me than I am finding someone I mesh with. I mesh with anything I choose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finally winning my kids. I'm finishing my trade. I spend a lot of time playing eroges and watching anime/hentai.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Metal work, layout, physics, felatio, the usual stuff.
My true skills however lie in finding the obscure. I can find anything regardless of whether or not it actually exists.

I have a magic silver tongue and can out talk the devil. Though my tongue can be sharp I've heard it feels like paradise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud and obnoxious. I'm also very open about my weirdo paraphilia and general sexuality.
I have fluffy hair and never seem to have clothes that count as clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests. I refuse. No.
Sylvia Day. Don't you judge me. Men can like that sort of thing too.

I watch anime.
I play jrpgs, gal games, and things my kids bring me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2) panties
3)pink things
4) chocolate milk
5) beefcake/cheesecake types
6)my fur blanky
Not in any particular order but numbered for convenience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a terrifying place to those unaccustomed to its environs . I'm rather lecherous and oddly philosophical. I also write sometimes, albeit poorly. I spend my commute contemplating the sexual orientation of attractive men and the style and colour of a ladies panties. I spend my alone time contemplating existence like every other person ever..
I frequently discuss, often in silence, the amazing nature of cephalopods. I also imagine what life on titan and europa might look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Three out of four Fridays I'm failing at being sufficiently omnipresent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use the eight pointed star of chaos to represent my sexuality.

I'm actually a lot more mature and responsible than I tell people I am. I get grumpy when people notice I'm actually a decent person and not the amoral scumbag I claim to be.
You should message me if
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If you have a factoid that you treasure
You don't mind telling me about your panties
You just need to talk because you're fucking lonely like everyone else in the world.
You're a chesty young nerd girl.

Likewise if you have trouble using your words or telling people no or think the silent treatment is somehow a viable form of communication don't bother. I don't have the lifespan for that bullshit.

I honestly probably need a 24/7 sexting partner with as few squicks as possible because I have a serious libido problem I'm not sure I want to acknowledge yet.

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