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24 / M / Straight / Single

Bloomington, Indiana

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White
Height
4' 1" (1.24m).
Body Type
Used up
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
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Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), C++, LISP

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I am pure, win, and need I say more?.

My Self-Summary

Odds are, you probably know me. Seriously, how many 23 year old men who are 4 feet, 1 inch tall do you know?

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...::: Quote-mining ... I mean, USER REVIEWS :::...

"You're so cute"
-Somthing_Else

"bang"
-GoBearsTheyWin

"... your ... so ... attractive."
- Namely

What I’m doing with my life

learning everything there is to know about nothing.
After changing my college major 5 times I have finally settled upon web design. :)

UPDATE: Okay, so I might not have settled upon web design. lol

I’m really good at

fixing computers, making chocolate coffee, listening to people, and playing video games!
Now in French
reparer les ordinateurs, faire du café de chocolat, écouter des gens, et jouer des jeux vidéo!

The first things people usually notice about me

I am a real life leprechaun minus being a ginger.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Brace yourself for pure geekdom!

..:: MOVIES ::..
Life of Brian
Gladiator
Star Trek films and The Next Generation series
LotR series
Shaun of the Dead
Star Wars (episodes I, II, and III do not exist in my opinion)
The Producers
Most horror films ... Poltergeist = win
Most documentaries

..::THEATRICAL PLAYS::..
Les Miserables
A Christmas Carol
Beauty and the Beast ... I was a giant menu. lol
Hello Dolly
Phantom of the Opera
The Producers

..:: BOOKS ::..
The Dark Tower series
The Language of God by Francis S. Collins
The Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawkins
The Wheel of Time series
The World is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman
1984 by George Orwell
Kingdom Coming by Michelle Goldberg
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ... love me some Douglas Adams

..:: MUSIC ::..
mostly techno, dance, trance, etc.

..:: FOOD ::..
pizza, coffee, Lean Pockets, Ramen noodles

I spend a lot of time thinking about

... the processes of thinking.

However, I still haven't figured out why I typed that.

On a typical Friday night I am

Doing something random, like creating this account on OKCupid.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I lost 17 lbs on a diet composed almost entirely of Lean Pockets and Coca-Cola. Well, OK, ... I was getting off of my roidz, but that's besides the point!

For a good laugh I took the eHarmony acceptance quiz just to see what my rejection letter would say. Inexplicably, my profile was accepted! Just wait until they find the section in which I wrote, "I like to bash religion, the Republican party, and babies! :D"