Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

"Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

In terms of dating a friend told me that this might sum it up best:
1) I am looking for a gay man in a woman's body.
2) I am a brainy wisecracking pseudo-weirdo.
3) I am not Polyamorous.

Here's the rest of my pitch. I want a companion to share my life with and grow old together, someone who makes me laugh, and who I make laugh. I want to meet someone where I can't wait to talk to her again. But that takes time, so right now it's friends first, and then see how things go.

And now I present some random answers to 20 questions for your entertainment. (You don't have to read them all you know, or answer any of them either! I just put them in here one night on a whim and then added to them a couple times. But if my version of insanity sounds at all appealing, drop me a line!)

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-- 1) Are you a smarty pants smartass ass of the pants?(I've been told my ass was one class away from a PHd, but couldn't be bothered to show up for the final exam. So my pants took the test instead).

-- 2) Do you try to show respect and concern for everyone you meet, and usually give people the benefit of the doubt? (I find most of the time it's just a misunderstanding.)

-- 3) Do you often try things weird or unusual just to see what they're like? (I'll try anything once.)

-- 4) Do you love dogs and cats? (Anything with fur gets a thumbs up from me.)

-- 5) Have you ever gobbled down a whole jalapeno on a dare? (I was also curious what it would feel like. Answer: Pain!)

-- 6) Do you love puzzles and witty repartee? ("Last night I went out and saw a movie by myself." . . "Be careful, I've heard that if you do that too often you can go blind.")

-- 7) Have you ever impulsively bought a friend a gift for no reason than you know they would absolutely love it? (I once bought 10 everything's-a-dollar horror DVD's. I hope my friend especially enjoyed "Revenge Of The Nervous Taxidermist." With a box cover like that I wish I'd kept a copy for myself.)

-- 8) Would you enjoy strolling casually through a small art gallery? (Bellagio Gallery of Fine Art is worth a visit.)

-- 9) Do you like "smart" humor, like British Comedies or The Onion? (The Black Adder!)

-- 10) And "dumb" humor, like making prank internal phone calls to coworkers? (Once I faxed a sausage making machinery and supplies catalog to a notoriously uptight co-worker in a satellite office. The next week he shouted through the phone that I was Sick! Sick! Sick!)

-- 11) And "smart/ dumb" humor, like Family Guy? Giggity! Or Harvey Birdman? Did you get that thing I sent ya? Or South Park? Asses of Fire!

-- 12) Have you ever surprised your SO with a picnic lunch, complete with rotisserie chicken, side dishes, a bottle of wine, and tiramisu? (She loved Tiramisu.)

-- 13) Would you order a bacon martini in a dive bar just because it sounded so unbelievably hideous you had to taste it to believe it? (It was foul!)

-- 14) Or an "Ass Juice" shooter purely because of the name? (Quite tasty!)

-- 15) Have you ever disassembled something because you were curious how it worked, and then couldn't get it back together? And then felt pretty sure you knew where you went wrong, so you did the exact same thing the next day? (Hasn't everyone? Oops!)

-- 16) Do you think the Bush administration is the most arrogant, ignorant, and incompetent one we have had in over fifty years? (I do. It wouldn't surprise me if he attempts to appoint himself Czar. I hereby nominate the Colber Repor for a pulitzer prize!)

-- 17) Have you ever been to a drag show or had drinks in a gay bar? (I'm very gay friendly. I have many gay friends and I know all of the gay bars in town. If you're up for a tour, just ask.)

-- 18) What are your thoughts on profanity? (What can I say? I swear a fucking lot in comparison to the people I know. You bet your booty! Or ass! Or booty ass as the case may be. But I don't ever swear at other people. I can't stand cruelty or insults, and don't want to be around anyone who engages in such hurtful behavior. Oh yeah, the word fuck may be the most flexible word in the english language, but it shouldn't mean to have sex. At least I don't use it that way.)

-- 19) Do you occasionally wear pink boots or a fake fur coat or dye your hair green, even when it's not Halloween? Just because it seems like fun? (I have a new fake leopard skin fur coat I will break out at the slightest provocation.)

-- 20) Finally, are you an incorrigible horny goat horndog? But a loving, giving horndog? (I am.)

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Right now I work for a financial services company assisting small banks process their debit card transactions and balance their settlement General Ledgers. I am also taking classes at night in accounting. In 2010-2011 I hope to sit for the CPA exam. Who knows, in a few years maybe I'll do your taxes.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

What an odd question. . . . . I'm good at massages (Swedish style, Really! I've taken classes!), baking chocolate chip cookies, and make a great road trip co-pilot. Oh, I can also discount cash flows and evaluate corporate debt structures.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I am bald, or almost bald. And quirky.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Max of 10 each. Otherwise this would go on forever. I ripped this idea off from tinasoho.

Books: I used to consume books. I've read just about anything and everything you can think of. Period. --> Kurt Vonnegut, Isabel Allende, Elmore Leonard, Al Franken, Shel Silverstein, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Susan Grafton, Bill Bryson, Laurel Richardson (editor)

Movies: Rushmore, Ma Vie En Rose, Spirited Away, Pulp Fiction, South Park, Ruthless People, Godzilla Vs. Mothra, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Dr. Strangelove, Hard Boiled.

Music: Cliched but true --> everything except modern country. Lately my preferences would be trance/club and country from the 30's and 40's. I just prefer to hear music that is beautiful. Moby does a good job of combining trance and old-time country.

Food: Asian & Italian.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

-- My Spinner Bike

-- Books

-- The delicious species of animal known as BBQ.

-- The leaves changing in the fall, or the flowers in spring.

-- Furry pets

-- Chocolate

-- Martinis

-- Chocolate Martinis

Most important --> Sitting on a bar stool talking about nothing with my best friend (AND) The feeling of just finishing a long run or bike ride.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Beauty. Dignity. Life has a beginning and an end. What does it mean to be happy? What is family?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Romancing your cats and dogs away from you. Even now I'm secretly tempting them with delicious tasty treats and wonderful pet massage. You may be oblivious, but soon my name will softly escape their lips. Ha ha ha ha!!!

Friday nights I'm either working, studying, or out with some friends for a drink/movie/poker/etc.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

My fat ass makes my ass look fat.

Other than that, probably "my trick." . . . Ask me after we've known each other for a while and I'll tell you. It's the one good thing that came out of a pretty bad injury ten years ago.

You should message me if Propose an edit

Can you believe that they're making another Star Trek movie? Matt Damon will play a young Captain Kirk in Star Trek XI. It won't be the same without Shatner.

He's dead Jim.

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