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daveVeefotu

56 Royal Oak, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo
Education
University
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Master electrician
Piano player
And the emperor of ice cream
I was going to have my headline as
I love Dick Cheney"
Wadda ya think?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some days I work and some days I play
Also I don't drink or smoke
But I am pretty handy
I take the Wall Street Journal and
read it everyday
Love Fox News ,Ayn Rand &
Milton Friedman and I make
The Worlds best coffee
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I set my mind to
Home projects
Mmm coffee

I miss House.... Everybody lies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my enormous codpiece

1st date ... Drag queen bingo! Then Roller Derby

2nd date...taking the hot tub time machine
For a spin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Illiad .. The odyssey ...Moby Dick..Plato .bach
Jazz...salsa!
I've played the piano most of my life and I'm pretty serious about it
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolff ?
The thin man
I have a 200 page coffee table book
about all the things guys think about
besides sex ....
... It's blank

Swing it baby!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Indoor plumbing
My piano
Good health
X ray vision
Time travel
Twerking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do Ginger girls have souls?
Why I'm the Emperor of ice cream
Why do I keep ending up in the wrong
Spot of the hot crazy matrix?
Not a sports guy and I don't hunt
Did I say I like ice cream?
Do you think the world is ready for right wing poetry?
Why do 1/2 the women on here love the notebook?
Ginger or Mary Anne?
Man it's tough running an empire
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching my twerking class
Then it's off to Puddles Pity Party or
Putting something on the grill or
Going to my favorite restaurant
Go find some jazz
Okay are you ready for a scavenger hunt?
1st item men's boxers ...
Extra points if they're leopard print
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do have a few guilty pleasures
and they all involve ice cream
I'm actually enjoying working in the garden
I beat Ron Jeremy in a duel
And I starred in a 1970's sitcom
... I know I'm crazy but I can afford it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're crazy cool
Or need a paranormal investigation
Or maybe need help preparing for
The coming Bjorg invasion
Hope this has been entertaining
Swing it refers to jazz not a threesome