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  • Ages 21–34
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My details

Last online
May 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
English, Spanish, Hebrew
My self-summary
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Here's a smattering of my interests that will give you a sense of my worldly and intriguing nature: tentacles (grilled or fried, octopus or squid), modern art, travel, haribo, movies, books, chorizo, cheese, vitamin water xxx zero, photography, electronic music, hedonism, the color green, curly cheese fries, and obsessively making lists.
What I’m doing with my life
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Manipulating the masses. I'm a creative director at a digital ad agency. Just like Don Draper, except less senior, less emotionally burdened, and less often admiringly shot among luscious 60s set pieces.

Before selling my soul to try to sell you underwear, juice, and processed meat, I was a journalist and freelance writer.
I’m really good at
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Strategic use of all-caps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My penetrating stare, and the depths of complexity contained therein...I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm omnivorous, with a strong statistical bias for Asian food and sandwiches (and their intersection, which just doesn't happen often enough).

The movies I like tend to have high meta-critic quotients and (relatively) low budgets. Here's an unnecessarily thorough and recognizable sample set: The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Before Night Falls, City of God, The Lives of Others, Star Wars, District 9, Alien (but so not any of the others), The Secret In Their Eyes, Oldboy, Big Trouble In Little China, Rushmore, Apocalypse Now, Heat, Carlos, Exit Through The Gift Shop, Cocaine Cowboys, King of Kong, Synecdoche, New York, Adaptation...I could go on forever here, but I won't.

My eyeballs are in perpetual conflict about the choice between books (mostly novels with the occasional Fast Food Nation) and magazines (The New Yorker and The Atlantic, with the occasional New York Magazine that I'll pick up at a friend's apartment because I'm drawn to an article about artisan hamburger meat).

Music is good. I listen to it pretty much all day, every day. Highlights include Underworld, Radiohead, Grand National, Talking Heads, Fela, Air, Orbital, Girl Talk, The Pet Shop Boys, MJ, The Boss, Beck, Die Antwoord, Sade, Coldcut, Bonobo, Hybrid, The Dan, Cypress Hill, Orgone, Biggie, The Roots, Weezy, Ikebe Shakedown, Budos Band, Rick Ross, Royksopp, RJD2, Thievery Corp, Amon Tobin, Stereolab, Pizzicato 5, Kodomo, Freddie Gibbs, Yeasayer, Nujabes, etc.

I see shows. But not as much as I'd like to. Let's do that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food. Food. Food. Oxygen. Water. Human civilization (unless a roughly equivalent alien civilization suddenly becomes available). I'm aware that this answer is so broad it's a cop-out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get closer to a dream life of unmitigated creative freedom. When I grow up I want to make conceptual art, shoot films, write TV shows and novels, and generally obsess over ideas that are too weird, wonderful, and exciting to stay inside my head. At least, that's the plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. This is New York City. All of our apartments are way too small to be spending time inside watching cat videos on YouTube (although with the right drug I could see that getting interesting).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched a lot of nature shows when I was a kid. Episodes about the jungle, or marine life, or marine life in the jungle, were always my faves. For more private details about my dark past (or present), let's hang out. I have few regrets and fewer secrets. It's just not how I roll.
You should message me if
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Clever virtual banter aside, you'd rather just go grab a drink in the reality that exists beyond this online fabrication.