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Hail-Eris

22 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
moved to Denver last year for school, white dude born in Hong Kong, grew up in SF Bay Area, drifted across the country for 2 years then went to a college south of seattle and then finally transferred to University of Denver

I spent a lot of time drifting around the country and seeing things, hearing music and experiencing things that most my age have never experienced or will never experience and I wouldn't have either if my life had been more normal, for details on what this means you'll have to actually prod me a little, there's only so much I'm willing to spoonfeed people in a summary

I have a girlfriend whose out of the country long-term and we've agreed on an open relationship until she gets back so I'm not looking for anything with much permanence or exclusivity but is a good time and preferably more of a month-long or few-week affair as opposed to a single hook up
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just studying stuff, trying to get internships in state capitals (not much you can do outside of those with a Political Science Degree and a strong aversion to the idea of living in Washington DC), my life used to be a lot more interesting in the 6 months I spent hitch-hiking and train-hopping up, down and across North America and staying in a different city every month for about a year afterward but necessity has forced me to pick a place of somewhat permanent settlement so I went for Denver
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, arguing, directions, finding weird hidden places, making a point, asking questions

my greatest skill is saying things that sound completely insane at the time only to be proven right within a few months or years, it's happened a ridiculous amount of times
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
maybe the multicolored beard, i don't know, you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
The Dispossessed, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy, The Man in the High Castle, Dune, The Alteration, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Foundation, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Trial, The Society of the Spectacle, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Homage to Catalonia, 1984, Brave New World, Ender's Game, Snowcrash, Neuromancer, A Fire in the Deep, Geek Love, The Devil's Dictionary, The Monkey Wrench Gang, I could go on for several pages

Movies:
Fritz The Cat, John Dies at the End, Eraserhead, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Big Lebowski, Seven Psychopaths, Baader-Meinhof Complex, Wild In The Streets, Fight Club, The Lives of Others, THX 1138, Buckaroo Bonzai: Across the Eighth Dimension, Repo Man, Fight Club, SubUrbia, Motorcycle Diaries, Freddy Got Fingered, Terminal City Ricochet, Dr Strangelove, again could go on for several pages

TV:
The Prisoner, it's an old show but it's always had a special place in my heart

Music:
Punk Rock, Psychedelic, 60s and 70s Garage Rock/Proto-Punk, Thrash, I like distorted guitars and I like them played hard, fast and loud, my tastes are pretty simple

Food:
a nice big steak that's so rare I have to kill it with my fork
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good beer, good bud, weird books, good people, good music and a secret location in Southern Oregon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell do I plan on doing a year from now

how great legalized cannabis is and how awesome smoking in public without any real fear is

which place I'm going to run off to and live out my life when I'm thirty and sitting on several million in stolen Nazi gold

ways to escape Denver

why "Grape"-flavored Gatorade is bright blue

the unintended and unforeseen social, psychological, cultural and political consequences of ubiquitous surveillance

the authoritarianization of The West

The NSA's various acts of fuckery

when the world economy is going to finally quit looking like it's going to collapse and just get it over with already

why so few can see how giving cops tanks and machine guns combined with near-unquestionable legal immunity is a recipe for anything other than disaster

many other things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wandering Denver aimlessly on foot or bicycle, messing around on my laptop, getting way too high or just watching random shitty b-movies on Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am on the Autistic Spectrum, I'm on the very high-functioning end of the spectrum and was diagnosed when I was 3 years old, just means that lots of things that come naturally to people I have to make an effort on, especially in social situations
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're in Denver, if you're just looking for something short-term with little commitment, I have a girlfriend whose out of the country until January and has given me the right to mess around until then or if you just want to hang out, most of my social circle is out of town until after the new year so I need people to chill with too