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Hail-Eris

22 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
moved to Denver last year when I transferred colleges, born in Hong Kong to American parents, grew up in the SF Bay Area, came to Denver after spending a few years at a college south of Seattle and am trying to get what I'm actually gonna do in a couple years worked out in some detail, now getting ready to start doing some random classes at Sussex and wander around Europe, arriving in early June

have traveled around most of my life, have done trips around the world and have also crossed the US and Canada by road a few times, either driving myself or hitch-hiking, I need to keep moving around or else I start going crazy under the crushing monotony

I am awful at writing about myself and never know what to put down and what to omit, so if you want to know more just ask

Going to be basing myself in Brighton and going around the rest of Europe from there for the entire summer, looking for people to meet who know the area and things to do while I'm there, people who want to go off traveling with me are welcome too
What I’m doing with my life
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Whatever I damn well please

Getting bachelor's degree, trying to become a journalist if the job still exists by the time I'm out

being a highly intelligent yet directionless slacker cliche straight out of some shit 90s movie

I alternate my summers between either visiting family in the UK and going off on random journeys through the rest of Europe while I'm at it or being whitewater-trash and working as a river guide on the Rogue River in Southern Oregon, with the 6 weeks DU gives us off in winter used for bumming around Latin America
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, directions, finding weird hidden places, making a point, asking questions

turning whiskey into urine

my greatest skill is making speculations that sound completely insane at the time only to be proven right within a few months or years, it's happened a ridiculous amount of times over the strangest things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when I have a beard, it has almost as much bright red hair in it as it does brown hair

otherwise people just see this tall, thin, slightly exhausted-looking guy with brown hair and then go along their way
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
The Dispossessed, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy, The Man in the High Castle, Dune, The Alteration, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Foundation, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Trial, Gravity's Rainbow, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Homage to Catalonia, 1984, Brave New World, Ender's Game, Snowcrash, Neuromancer, A Fire in the Deep, Geek Love, The Devil's Dictionary, The Monkey Wrench Gang, News From Nowhere

Movies:
Fritz The Cat, John Dies at the End, Eraserhead, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Big Lebowski, Seven Psychopaths, Baader-Meinhof Complex, Wild In The Streets, Fight Club, The Lives of Others, THX 1138, Buckaroo Bonzai: Across the Eighth Dimension, Repo Man, Fight Club, SubUrbia, Motorcycle Diaries, Terminal City Ricochet, Dr Strangelove,

TV:
The Prisoner, it's an old show but it's always had a special place in my heart

Music:
Punk Rock, Psychedelic, 60s and 70s Garage Rock/Proto-Punk, Thrash
I like distorted guitars and I like them played hard, fast, and loud with crude production quality
my tastes are simple in this area

Food:
a nice big steak that's so rare I have to kill it with my fork or a bucket of Cajun shrimp so spicy it can corrode paint off a board
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good beer, good bud, weird books, good people, good music and my treacherous snakepit of a family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a wide plethora of things, the biggest upside of severe ADHD is the ability to daydream vividly and broadly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Aimless drunken wandering, studying or laying in bed streaming crap with a massive joint in my hand
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spent most of my teenage years in tiny, isolated boarding schools in hyper-rural areas with zero internet access and three-day old newspapers so I missed out on most things that happened from 2005 to 2008, it's something that I can explain more of in person but suffice it to say my teenage years were bizarre as all hell

one good thing about it was the time on my hands to read tons of books of all kinds, which allows me to already seem obnoxiously overeducated despite being only halfway through a bachelor's degree
You should message me if
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you know Brighton well, you know a good place to drink, you can help me find a fair deal on decent cannabis (I'm from Colorado and got way too used to it being legal, so going hunting for it is going to be tedious), you have an idea for a weekend trip and want someone to do it with or just because you do whatever you damn well please