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22 M Lafayette, CO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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moved to Denver to go to DU and grew up in the suburban wasteland between San Francisco and San Jose. Majoring in Political Science and minoring in Emergent Digital Practices, I've traveled to every continent except Antarctica and been to most states and all but one Canadian province, just avoided some shitty ones like South Dakota, Kansas and other places like that. just on here trying to meet some people, I have neither the time nor the energy to write this in any other way but half-assed but I think I hit at least some of the major points

I have a girlfriend whose out of the country until January and we've agreed on an open relationship until she gets back so I'm not looking for anything with even the slightest hint of seriousness

I'm going to be in Brighton (UK not Brighton, Colorado) most of the summer and am looking for cool people to meet up with once I get there
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in the UK until Mid-August and am back in The States in early September, just studying stuff, trying to get internships in state capitals (not much you can do outside of those with a Political Science Degree and a strong aversion to the idea of living in Washington DC), my life used to be a lot more interesting in the 6 months I spent hitch-hiking and train-hopping up, down and across North America and staying in a different city every month for about a year afterward but necessity has forced me to pick a place of somewhat permanent settlement so went for Denver
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, arguing, directions, finding weird hidden places, making a point, asking questions

my greatest skill is saying things that sound completely insane at the time only to be proven right within a few months or years, it's happened a ridiculous amount of times
The first things people usually notice about me
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maybe the multicolored beard, i don't know, you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dispossessed, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy, The Man in the High Castle, Dune, The Alteration, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Foundation, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Trial, The Society of the Spectacle, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Homage to Catalonia, 1984, Brave New World, Ender's Game, Snowcrash, Neuromancer, A Fire in the Deep, Geek Love, The Devil's Dictionary, The Monkey Wrench Gang, I could go on for several pages

Fritz The Cat, John Dies at the End, Eraserhead, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Big Lebowski, Seven Psychopaths, Baader-Meinhof Complex, Wild In The Streets, Fight Club, The Lives of Others, THX 1138, Buckaroo Bonzai: Across the Eighth Dimension, Repo Man, Fight Club, SubUrbia, Motorcycle Diaries, Freddy Got Fingered, Terminal City Ricochet, Dr Strangelove, again could go on for several pages

The Prisoner, it's an old show but it's always had a special place in my heart

Punk Rock, Psychedelic, 60s and 70s Garage Rock/Proto-Punk, Thrash, I like distorted guitars and I like them played hard, fast and loud, my tastes are pretty simple

a nice big steak that's so rare I have to kill it with my fork
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good beer, good bud, weird books, good people, good music and a secret location in Southern Oregon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell do I plan on doing a year from now

how great legalized cannabis is and how awesome smoking in public without any real fear is, miss that here but being able to legally drink in public half makes up for it

which place I'm going to run off to live out my life when I'm thirty and sitting on several million in stolen gold

ways to escape Denver

why "Grape"-flavored Gatorade is bright blue

the unintended and unforeseen social, psychological, cultural and political consequences of ubiquitous surveillance

the authoritarianization of The West

The NSA's various acts of fuckery

when the world economy is going to finally quit looking like it's going to collapse and just get it over with already

many other things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wandering Denver aimlessly on foot or bicycle, messing around on my laptop, getting way too high or just watching random shitty b-movies on Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my left hand is somewhat crippled, broke all the fingers on it and shattered three bones in the wrist about 3 years ago while mountain biking, only have some use of it (can do stuff like hold things and type, but can't do things like roll cigarettes or other fine motor tasks) and it's being held together with a metal plate and dozen screws, thus making me airport security's bitch everytime I fly, but also qualified me for a Medical Marijuana prescription that lasts forever, so in all was a decent trade-off in hindsight
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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if you know Brighton at all, I need to learn where everything is that I would need/want to know about like good venues, pubs, etc

If you're back in Denver then if you're just looking for something short-term with little commitment, I have a girlfriend whose out of the country until January and has given me the right to mess around until then