Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
29 years old I.T guy, openly nerdy, circumspect, big reader, loves
hip hop, soul, electro, good TV shows and grilled meat. Also
partying and laughing like...everybody I guess. I worked as a
cook for several years (submit marriage
applications through MP :D).
Years of introspection led me to draw a pretty good picture of
myself that I still like to challenge and complete through various
thoughts, life experiences and recurring social input (this sounds
robot-ish, Binary dave is binary).
My brain is full of knowledge unrelated to my areas of expertise, I
love learning stuff for no particular reason.
One question that I often hear is "What are you doing on OKC
Well, one of *these* nights (you know which ones), I got home from
a bar a bit annoyed about how shallow some of my interractions with
women were under the influence of liquid courage. I told myself it
could be interesting to have thought-out genuine conversations with
people who have somewhat the same drive, so here I am. Needless to
say I soon arrived to the conclusion that the online dating
metagame comes with it's own obstacles and barriers. Whatever, I'm
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Beeing a system administrator. In a nutshell, I make sure the
underlying computer structure in a company is operational.
Most of it consists in solving logical problems and troubleshooting
stuff, but it is challenging and allows me to focus my overthinking
As for my hobbys, I write stuff, try to teach myself guitar and
drawing, play videoga-(SHUT UP IT'S A DEALBREAKER, don't you know
lots of women hate those ?) Oh, Right. Thank you Jiminy Cricket
So I enjoy, from time to time, engaging in videoludic artsy
intellectual introspective philosophical games (so few of those,
it's a shame, such a niche market) which help me grow as a mature
Spending time with my friends, listening to them whine about their
girlfriends and giving relationship advice they don't want to hear
when in nag-mode.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving people ridiculous nicknames that will stick with them for
I am pretty pro at sandwichcrafting, a must have talent for
singles. Its all science to me.
Everything computer related.
Learning by myself.
Fixing up broken stuff. So manly I know, if you can thread we would
Dodging nicknames, never once has one stuck on me. I'm either
shallow, or people know better not to fuck with my awesome David
name which I'm so proud of.
Romantic stuff or so I heard. What a bragger.
Having a bad boy side, I think it's part of my life story, but I
rather think I'm a complete badass, even if the first rule of
badassery is that you do not think you are a badass, you know it.
There is a conclusion to draw here but I don't wanna hear it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear glasses. Read this so much on some profiles, maybe it is
socially defining stuff I don't get, so I'll throw it here.
Awkward smile, do not seem outgoing at first glance. Actually, I
have a shy smile. Pretty weird but pretty cool too I've been told.
I've starting using it as a seductive tool I think. Oh, humans and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything by H.P Lovecraft, Pratchett and Isaac Asimov, Gateway by
Frederik Pohl. Game of Thrones, tons of others.
Shows I love : Firefly (damn you FOX), Community, Arrested
Developpement, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, True Blood,
Big Bang Theory, HYMYM (sucks after season 3 tho), Supernatural,
House of Cards, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and lots of other cool show
everybody watches. Oh, media consumption in the internet era...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A way to access the internet.
My awesome social group.
Shelter , food, and this is so boring, I just want to be happy,
safe and entertain myself until I can eye contact the grim reaper
and tell him "come at me bro".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really really random stuff, also how Physics are fascinating in
daily life. Also getting lost trying to apprehend how big the
universe actually is.
The underlying social meta, what drives people to act the way they
do. Makes me a very patient and forgiving person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends having a blast.
Or home, having much needed personal time. Let go of me, cellphone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be 1m72. The first think I check on a girl's profile is her
I always had a thing for tall women, I think they are beautiful,
but this has been a dealbreaker so many times I mostly don't bother
anymore, and I get it somehow. It is probably genetic-driven.
I don't speak Ancient Greek. I have been asked about it, then
called a liar. It left me flabbergasted.
I will be leaving this planet as soon as I fix my spaceship.
I had removed the previous line, because I feel it makes me look
unstable (I was just trying to be nerdy, as if I needed more of
that). But I will add it here again because it has been the single
most used icebreaker women have used to talk to me. Sigh, woman up
You should message me if
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You think nerds are hot, or, you know, whatever.
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