I am CHET MANLEY, and I'm the manliest of Chets you'll never meet.
Because my name is not really Chet. It's Rando.
"Classic Rando!", you say? I do say so, indeed. As if you heard it on the radio, that esteemed invention created by Guglielmo Marconi.
"Classic Rando!", you say? I do say so, indeed. As if you heard it on the radio, that esteemed invention created by Guglielmo Marconi.

