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24 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Wants kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Russian, Spanish, Ukrainian, Slovenian

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My self-summary
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*** I DO NOT reply "very selectively."***
I don't know how I got pinned with that nonsense. =\

*** I also DO NOT wear makeup. I edit my pictures, and some edits make it look like I do. =p
• I'm a student at the University of Pittsburgh, where I also currently work.
• I was born and partially raised in New York.
• I'm British, Greek, and Italian.
• I speak Russian, English, Ukrainian, and Spanish.
• I. Love. Food.
• I laugh a looootttt. It's easy to make me laugh.
• I'm farrrrrr from a stereotypical gay guy, although I may look like one. I'm not really into the gay scene though.
• I'm incredibly friendly and go about my day being nice to everyone, instead of being rude or miserable like most people.
• I like sports, and have been athletic ever since I can remember. I'm not one for watching them, unless it's gymnastics. I'm more about actually playing the sport.
• I don't have a "type of guy," per say, I like all types, colors, and sizes. I'm honestly mostly a "chubby-chaser" and I also swoon for nerdy guys.
• I would love to live in NYC again in the future.
• I'm a child at heart.
• I enjoy inappropriate humor.
• I have nostalgia for the 90's.
• I dig facial hair. (Not on me though)
• I love having an absurd amount of pillows on my bed. (Currently have 9, including 3 body pillows)
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it of course. I don't agree with the notion of completely planning your life, so I try my best to live a fun and stress-free life, instead of taking it so seriously and trying to be the best at something. I don't take well to extremely competitive people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Learning foreign languages
• Accents
• Impersonations
• Memorizing/acting out lines from movies, same voice tone and all.
• Recently, procrastinating.
• Eating
• Maintaining my brows
• Making a bed
• Making people laugh
• Complimenting people
• Having common courtesy
• Watching Vine compilations for hours.
• Correcting peoples grammatical mistakes (not in a douchebag way, more in a pulling your leg kind of way =p)
• Using "haha" or some type of smiley face in most of my messages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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• Eyebrows
• Eye color (They're very orange and I don't wear colored contacts.)
• How young I look
• Facial structure
• Outfit
• Cologne
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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•It's always difficult for me to answer these type of questions.

•As far as movies go, I can watch any genre. Comedy, horror, and suspense are my top three favorite genres. I love old school movies and 90's movies. Modern movies are riddled with computer animations, which I'm not a huge fan of, but I still love some modern films. I LOVE Seth Rogen, so any movie with him in it is always something I'd watch! I'd love to make a list of my favorite movies, but I would have the longest Okcupid page in existence. Bridesmaids has been my latest obsession. I have a weird habit of watching a particular film over and over for days until I randomly chose to watch another one...over and over again. =p

• When it comes to books, I sadly don't read as much as I'd like to, mostly because I spend most of my free time studying my languages. Recently, I've become a big fan of Soviet Sci-fi books and Russian short stories. Some favorites, off the top of my head, are:
• Amerika
• Borderlands/La Frontera
• The File
• We
• 1984 (which was inspired by We)
• Heart of a Dog
• Oman Ra
• The Time Machine
• The Master and Margarita

• I have developed the worst habit of not keeping up with tv shows, but I also don't watch much tv, which I'm kind of happy about. My all-time favorite tv show will always be Nip/Tuck, and I pretty much love any show that was on in the 90's. A short list of show I like would contain:
• Bob's Burgers
• Big Bang Theory
• The Mindy Project
• Seinfeld!!

• Food, food, food...what I always think about! Haha. I absolutely love foreign cuisines, which is one reason I love living in Pittsburgh, there's too many places to choose from! Since I'm half Italian, I always love having pasta, and I would probably have to say it's my favorite food. Just throw chicken, shrimp, or steak in it and I'm content. =) Being half British, I have a huge weakness for steak and potatoes, I was raised on it and can never have enough! I like spicy foods, but I'm not a fan of seafood, although I like some sushi, shrimp, and tuna...Chicken of the Sea type of tuna. =p I'm absolutely obsessed with Chipotle! I also have a very large sweet tooth, I usually have to have something sweet after every meal. Chocolate always puts a smile on my face. I'm a huge fan of salads as well, and usually eat them for lunch, so that my hunger is satisfied but I don't need a nap.

• Music: my love of loves. I absolutely CANNOT go anywhere if I don't have my headphones or iPod, I go crazy without music. Some people feel as if the day is wasted if they wake up past noon, I feel the same way if I don't have my music. Within the past few years, I've been exclusively listening to Russian music and have grown to love it more than what's played on the radio here in the states. I do like some English songs, but absolutely hate how the same 10 crappy songs are repeated on the radio. I don't like most of the popular artists anyways. I'm not the type of gay guy who idolizes Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Beyonce, or whoever else there is... I actually don't like any of them much. I've recently started to listen to electro-swing, goooooood stuff!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Music
2.) Jeans
3.) Laughter
4.) Hairspray
5.) English-Russian Dictionary
6.) Chipotle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• Guys.
• Future career(s).
• Why people aren't be nice.
• Why gay guys feel the need to be bitchy and superficial, of course not all of them, but ya know.
• If there ever be good music in American mainstream.
• Corrupt world governments, the Illuminati, etc. =p
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be doing a wide range of things. I could be found at a bar, playing old school video games, studying (yes, quite nerdy =p), watching movies at home, translating song lyrics, creating my own clothes, or other thangsss. I don't like to have a typical Friday, so I try to change it up all the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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• I've never seen The Lion King.
• I used to want to be a WWE wrestler, and still do.
You should message me if
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Honestly, if you have anything at all that you wanna say to me, feel absolutely free to send me a message. Even if you feel like simply saying "I love Seinfeld too!," that's fine with me! Chances are that I'm probably more nervous to say something to ya than vice versa. =p

I do ask that you NOT message with me with the aim of hooking up in mind, the answer will always be no. Go hit up Grindr or Jack'd to get your rocks off.

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