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28 Portland, ME Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8, 2014
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Working on law school
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm here to meet people. Here on this site. Here on this world.
For adventures. Wining, dining. Wacky wanderjahr. And &c.
What I’m doing with my life
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:::During the year:
Getting my JD, option to add an MBA

:::After class:
I read. I write. I cook. I bike. I tryst. I Myst. I verb. I list.

:::Between semesters:
The same, but squared and cubed.

:::After graduation:
"There's startups still to start for upstarts who
...give diligence its due"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a businessman. I've consulted for startups, nonprofits, major corporations, artist co-ops without a buck to their name. I'm awfully proud of the work I've done. My clients provide me endless entertainment.

I'm a writer. I write about a novel a year. And a short story here, a play or two there. I just can't help it: words get me high.

I'm a maker. I blacksmith, turn wood. I love makerspaces where I can groove in on what other people are working on. Somewhere between Myst and Riven there is an Age for me.

I'm a nerd. I built my computer, hardware and OS. I'm an economist and biochemist. I'm a trained EMT-B. I like picking a subject and really going at it. Then on to the next subject. Nerd without end.

I'm a cyclist. I like to bike, like, too damn much.

I'm a traveler. I like wandering strange cities and hiking mountains on the other side of the world. I like art museums the way some people like respiration.

Life is short... but I'm still going for 100% completion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I asked some friends. For better or for worse… here are their answers:

”You have really pretty eyes.”
“You need a shave.”
“Your necktie. Which is tied in a knot that hasn’t been used in, like, a hundred years.”
“Shut up.”
“You’re ugly and nobody will ever love you.”
“You smell like orchids have been fucking.”
“You’re wearing a suit, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT???”
“You’re being attacked by ice bears.”
“You’ve got very pretty eyes.”
“This is for OKCupid isn’t it?”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I know some brilliant people with completely different tastes than me. It's not so much what a person likes; it's why they like it that counts.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I try not to think about a world without caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The characters in my next novel. The startup I dream of up-starting. Where I can go to meet people who like to talk the way I like to talk. What wine goes with Portland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making sure my night isn't typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have miles to go before I sleep.
You should message me if
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you like to talk
and want to see
if you might like
to talk to me