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47 Fresno, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s)
Has cats
My self-summary
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What am I doing here??...I dont know!! I am just your normal, average, work way too much, cant meet any women at work(well at least none that ya wanna talk to in a truck stop...), basically I am just a big ol' truck drivin fool. I am a divorced 47 s/w/m brand new to the Central California area. I am here because Im tired of sitting here in my comfy chair, curled in the fetal position, alone in my underwear, drinking from a big ol bottle cherry vodka, crying and singing "All by Myself", well because I cant sing very well. Ive actually had some luck meeting some interesting people doing this in the past(not to mention all the great offers of winning millions from Nigeria, still waiting for my money, but when it gets here Ill be RICH!!) so here I am. My job shipped me out here from Sacramento(you BAHHHHSTERDS!). I would describe myself as 5’10” Im bald(shaved short so its all stubbly and feels great when you rub it....I HIGHLY recommend it) with blue eyes, and a goatee. I am a cuddly furry teddy bear kind of a guy. I am told Im very funny, open minded, very laid back, sociable, intelligent(HAHAHAHAHAHA.....ha?) maybe a little perverted on occasion. No wait...scratch that, ALOT perverted. Well not the kind to go into a Frederick's of Hollywood and put some boy shorts over my head and touch myself inappropriately, but a good perverted, if there is such a thing? I am a father of 3 young kidlets(18, 16, and 15- 2 boys and 1 girl, they dont live with me). How do I describe myself? I am the kind of guy who would send you flowers at work, leave a sweet note in your lunch box, write a smiley face heart in the fog of the bathroom mirror or maybe send you a dirty picture or text message, just to let you know Im thinking about you. The guy you could call when your having a horrible day and need some cheering up, maybe a good laugh....or if say, you were having sex with a prostitute dressed in a fuzzy bunny costume, something silly happens, the hookers dead and you need help disposing a body(like that's never happened to anyone else before right?) The kind of guy who would hold your purse in the store, or if you were on a drunken adventure, hold your hair as you got sick in the middle of the street, or bar, or back seat of the taxi. Someone to snuggle up with you as we enjoy watching Road House(it has to be on cable, how can you cut up a brilliant motion picture like that??)...or a good classic clown porn. I have a very vivid and wicked sense of imagination, and I love to be a dirty boy, but it has to be with the right woman. I dont know what Im looking for in a woman, as Ive never been the type to be attracted to any one sort of woman, its more of the person inside that I am looking for. Every guy may be looking for Barbie, but after all shes just plastic, right? Im basically just looking for someone I can grow old with, share some great times, have alot of laughs, maybe a drink or 2? I love going to the ocean, BBQing for my friends, watching cheesy movies(the worst I can find...LA LA LA((MST3K reference, sorry I had to throw it in)) Ok...Well, Im rambling at this point... Hopefully Ive been creative enough to spark some interest in chatting a bit more, and I hope to hear from you. If not, well good luck and I hope you find what you are looking for. Ok so Ive bored you enough with my profile and Im simply rambling at this point so thanks for reading and I hope to talk with you soon. I bid you good day, I said good day.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a truck driver, Ive been in almost every state in this wonderful place except the Dakotas, and Alaska...currently just looking to meet a new friend and see where life takes us. I am very active in our local kink community, so Im here basically to find others who are interested to find out what goes on behind closed doors. Its kind of hard to hide what I love to do when you have a dungeon in your backyard and you have a bunch of perverts hanging out at your house every month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. My friends, and even my ex wife for that matter, call me whenever they need cheering up. Im also somewhat of a cheeky lil monkey, but Ill save that for later...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Im a big ol teddy bear of a guy. Im just huggable
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Im all over the place with this...I enjoy a wide variety of interests and am open to new adventures. Im currently reading The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice, I didnt know Sleeping Beauty was a sub? I enjoy a really bad movie every now and then(see above), even going to see something independent, but nothing beats sitting on the couch with someone whose company you really enjoy, with a drink and some popcorn and able to make fun of the movie, or pause it for bathroom breaks. My musical taste is also all over the map. I dont think there isnt a type of music I dont enjoy. Although I dont understand dubstep. Maybe Im too old? I hear it and just wanna scream "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN...AND GET OFF MY LAWN!". As far as food-hell look at me, do you think I turn down a meal? Well I am trying, but they make Chinese food so damn good, and its always eat as much as you want for $7!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
just thinking about the future...sigh

and what purple candle wax looks like melted onto a woman's body

oh and World peace.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Im just a silly goose